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Atara Raven · (09-01-2022)

A nondescript backstage room fades in to set the scene with only the sounds of some ravenous beast seemingly chowing down filling the air waves. Panning around, Big Preesh's mountain of backside comes into view with what looks like mini fridge at his front. Oblivious to the camera behind him, his head is totes Hyena tearing a carcass of something we cant yet see.

Shifting into view, the massive hands of the Xtreme Champ are clamped around the tiniest of plastic bottles, his face is covered in an opaque white liquid, and his tongue Homelander deep and flopping trying to lap the last of the contents like he would never see another meal.

Suddenly aware of his company, Preesh freezes like a deer and looks sidelong into the camera as it focuses on the bottles label.

Ismini Raven

Pumped On 9/31

"Τι διάολο? A familiar voice sounds from behind and as the camera pans the shocked and irate face of one Atara Raven matches it's tone. Giving the big man no time to explain she darts across the room already mid air and hits him with The Judgement of Paris. With a smack the milk bottle goes flying and the champ goes down with thud.

Atara stands over him for second still processing what she walked in on when the glint of the Xtreme title catches her eye.

She gives the camera sly grin before getting down and covering Preesh as a ref manifest from somewhere for the count....

1....

2.....

BIG PREESH · (09-01-2022)

Preesh kicks out!!! WAY too hard, actually. He must have thought it was Charlie again, because he launches Atara up to the ceiling where she bonks her head on a rafter and is OUT COLD!

Preesh looks directly at the camera, breaking the fourth wall to pieces.

GOT MILK?

Preesh then sets up a table with a romantic dinner. He opens a bottle of Sauvignon Blanc and plays some Teddy Pendergrass on the stereo while dimming the lights.

Setting Atara in a chair across from his and placing a wine glass strategically in a way to catch her unconscious drooling, Preesh then presses a button and a heart shaped waterbed lowers from the ceiling.

Then he hears it.

"WAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh..."

From just outside the room.

"HOL' up... you got kids? Hell naw, I ain't about to be nobody's daddy! PREESH OUT!"

Preesh then skedaddles with his title belt.

Charlie Nickles · **11-28-2022, 02:18 PM**

Onions fall from the sky, how are there this many onions?

Jenny Myst · **11-28-2022, 03:32 PM**

KICKOUT

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