Backstage, the man behind the 1-900-XWF-NEWZ tip line himself, Marv Smegma, is seen trying to get a word with Warfare General Manager @Chris Page

But then he sees the X-Treme Champion "Notorious" Ned Kaye walking by and gets an even BETTER idea!


"Excuse me, we'll have to finish the interview later! I always wanted to try this!"


Smegs takes a running start and slams Kaye against a wall, then pulls out his car keys which have a little pray can of mace on them... he sprays Kaye right in the eyes!

Kaye collapses, screaming, and Smegma hops on for a pin... but then something unexpected happens!

It's Madness commentator and XWF Social Media Manager Jacuinde Cauhtemoc!


"Oh man! I need to get in on this! A championship salary could pay for my youngest three kids' soccer fees!"


Jacuinde leaps onto Kaye as well, and he and Smegma both slap at each other for dominance as the referee assigned to patrol this particular hallway arrives and starts a count!



ONE!





TWO!!

THIS JUST IN: NED KAYE KICKS OUT!

Ned Kaye was reported to have kicked out swiftly following a pin by Jacuinde Cauhtemoc, a beloved member of the XWF team. When approached by interviewers about the incident, he described it all as "intensely strange" and lamented his ability to walk the halls without everyone and their grandmother trying to pin him. "Still," he commented, "I guess the attention is a little flattering."

"You can't run from yourself."