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Charlie Nickles · (02-01-2022)

Ok folks so gather round, gather round

Charlie comes into the scene dressed in his usual shoplifted goodwill garb. The TV championship is wrapped around his waist and cemetery dirt is caked into the space beneath his nails. The Nickleman starts handing out flyers with a ranked list of names.

Goldi and I watched the whole pay per view and we thought long and hard about these. In your hands you now posses the OFFICIAL TV DIVISION CHAMPION'S RANKINGS! That's right folks, Mr. Big himself signed off on these champion's rankings and told me to start pushing the good news. He said he's a big fan of natural hierarchies, so this is right up his alley!

Alright folks just look down, yes, oh, and I already see frowns spreading on all your beautiful faces...

As you look down you can see the order of names ranked.

CHAMPION: THE NICKLEMAN CHARLIE "THE FAMILY MAN" NICKLES

#1 Contender: Centurion

#2 Competitor: Reggie Estrada

#3 Competitor: Jason Cashe

#4 Competitor: Raion Kido

#5 Competitor: "Venom" Xavier Lux

Now now now if you don't see your name don't get offended, it just means that you either don't fight on Savage enough to be considered or you just suck too much to ever get a shot.

So.....any questions?

Charlie flashes his pearly whites as he smiles proudly in what seems to be an impromptu press conference of sorts.

Corey Smith · (02-01-2022)

Fight all of them at once, biiiiiitch.

Charlie Nickles · (02-01-2022)

That was not a question and I did not ask for comments, but: noted.

The Nickleman writes a note on his pad.

Charlie Nickles · (02-14-2022)

(01-31-2022, 03:29 PM)Charlie Nickles Said: CHAMPION: THE NICKLEMAN CHARLIE "THE FAMILY MAN" NICKLES

#1 Contender: Centurion

#2 Competitor: Reggie Estrada

#3 Competitor: Jason Cashe

#4 Competitor: Raion Kido

#5 Competitor: "Venom" Xavier Lux

We have a Bastards News Update on the television rankings! First and foremost their validity HAS BEEN CONFIRMED, as Raion Kido is now slotted to lose to The Nickleman on the very next Savage!

Now I know we are ALL saddened to hear that the main event of Savage is going to be another easy victory, but I need you all to know that I did EVERYTHING in my power to get that bitch Karen Hunt to agree to Corey's idea! I thought it was a GREAT one! But, sadly, Centurion isn't allowed to fight for the television championship until the pay per view and even more unfortunately, Jason Cashe and Reggie Estrada were too big of pussies to sign up for the show! Anywho, that type of cowardly reluctance is what leaves us in a situation where a #4 contender is jumping the line and challenging for the belt straightaway.

Stay tuned for the next batch of TV ranking updates, which I hear will be leaked DIRECTLY AFTER THIS WEEK'S WARFARE!

And remember, folks- after Charlie Nickles beats Peter Vaughn for the universal championship he will ordain the next television champion. Keep that in mind as you vie for your spot on the leaderboard!

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · **02-14-2022, 09:03 AM**

Where do I rank???????????

Raion Kido · **02-14-2022, 10:01 AM**

(02-13-2022, 11:32 PM)Charlie Nickles Said: We have a Bastards News Update on the television rankings! First and foremost their validity HAS BEEN CONFIRMED, as Raion Kido is now slotted to lose to The Nickleman on the very next Savage!

“I am slotted to compete against the Nickleman.

You'd do well to learn the difference. It might come to bite you back in the end.

Like the fangs of the Lion.”

"Venom" Xavier Lux · **02-14-2022, 10:17 AM**

Man if only Kido would have turned it down too, but the young lion isn't one to back down.

So after this match up, I become #1 yes? All I gotta do is survive Alias?

F................................................k!

Charlie Nickles · (02-27-2022)

Extra extra, read all about it! We have a brand new champion's rankings for the TV division! I know I told you all they were coming after Warfare BUT I LIED, because none of you were man enough to handle the truth! Now sit down and takes notes, because this right here is the whole fucking shebang. If your name ain't on this list you better not challenge me for the TV championship, cah-peach?

#1 Contender: Centurion

#2 Competitor: Unknown Soldier

#3 Competitor: Angelica Vaughn

#4 Competitor: Raion Kido

#5 Competitor: Jenny Myst

#69 Competitor: Vinnie Lane

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · (02-28-2022)

"Nice."

Charlie Nickles · (04-07-2022)

(02-27-2022, 01:16 AM)Charlie Nickles Said:

#1 Contender: Centurion

#2 Competitor: Unknown Soldier

#3 Competitor: Angelica Vaughn

#4 Competitor: Raion Kido

#5 Competitor: Jenny Myst

#69 Competitor: Vinnie Lane

Those right there, that you just looked at? Those are the old rankings. Fuck em'. Don't even look at em'!

Just look at this new hierarchy Goldi and I whipped up last night, tell me what you bloody shane think. Heads up: we only had the one piece of paper, so we had to get creative. You'll see. If your name isn't on the list just count your blessings and pray you never fall inside my iron sights. And you need to remember, if your name isn't on this list, IT'S BECAUSE YOU FUCKING SUCK!

#1 Contender: Centurion Alias

#2 Competitor: Unknown Soldier

#3 Competitor: Angelica Vaughn Reggie Estrada

#4 Competitor: Raion Kido

Heir Apparent: Queen Jenny

~The bottom of the page is abruptly torn~

Prof. Bobby Bourbon · (04-07-2022)

Hahahahaha.

None of these simps are taking that TV title.

Ring Master · (04-07-2022)

True but I know a guy who might...

Vita Frickin Valenteen · (04-08-2022)

(04-07-2022, 06:13 PM)Ring Master Said: True but I know a guy who might...

I bet HE was the mysterious number five Charlie was afraid to show!

Charlie Nickles · **04-07-2022, 06:50 PM**

(04-07-2022, 06:17 PM)Vita Frickin Valenteen Said:
(04-07-2022, 06:13 PM)Ring Master Said: True but I know a guy who might...

I bet HE was the mysterious number five Charlie was afraid to show!

Maybe the #5 name was going to be Vita Valenteen, but then I remembered you can't hold a belt for more than ten seconds so I had to make last-minute adjustments.

Vita Frickin Valenteen · (04-07-2022)

(04-07-2022, 06:50 PM)Charlie Nickles Said:
(04-07-2022, 06:17 PM)Vita Frickin Valenteen Said:
(04-07-2022, 06:13 PM)Ring Master Said: True but I know a guy who might...

I bet HE was the mysterious number five Charlie was afraid to show!

Maybe the #5 name was going to be Vita Valenteen, but then I remembered you can't hold a belt for more than ten seconds so I had to make last-minute adjustments.

"Yeah, sure, I've had a few short runs, but IF Vita Valenteen was REALLY the fifth name on that list, then I suspect the length of my championship reigns was probably the furthest thing from your mind when you decided not to show it. How's TK bouncing back from that loss BTW? He Uni champ yet?"

Charlie Nickles · **04-07-2022, 08:06 PM**

(04-07-2022, 08:02 PM)Vita Frickin Valenteen Said:
(04-07-2022, 06:50 PM)Charlie Nickles Said:
(04-07-2022, 06:17 PM)Vita Frickin Valenteen Said: I bet HE was the mysterious number five Charlie was afraid to show!

Maybe the #5 name was going to be Vita Valenteen, but then I remembered you can't hold a belt for more than ten seconds so I had to make last-minute adjustments.

"Yeah, sure, I've had a few short runs, but IF Vita Valenteen was REALLY the fifth name on that list, then I suspect the length of my championship reigns was probably the furthest thing from your mind when you decided not to show it. How's TK bouncing back from that loss BTW? He Uni champ yet?"

Well Tee-Kay is slated to win the X-treme Championship this Warfare, and you're slated to lose to Corey Smith. You may have tasted victory in the last battle, but I think it's clear the bastards have already won the war. Tag champions, X-treme champion, and TV champion come this Wednesday.

ALIAS · (04-07-2022)

(04-07-2022, 03:26 AM)Charlie Nickles Said:
(02-27-2022, 01:16 AM)Charlie Nickles Said:

#1 Contender: Centurion

#2 Competitor: Unknown Soldier

#3 Competitor: Angelica Vaughn

#4 Competitor: Raion Kido

#5 Competitor: Jenny Myst

#69 Competitor: Vinnie Lane

Those right there, that you just looked at? Those are the old rankings. Fuck em'. Don't even look at em'!

Just look at this new hierarchy Goldi and I whipped up last night, tell me what you bloody think. Heads up: we only had the one piece of paper, so we had to get creative. You'll see. If your name isn't on the list just count your blessings and pray you never fall inside my iron sights. And you need to remember, if your name isn't on this list, IT'S BECAUSE YOU FUCKING SUCK!

#1 Contender: Centurion Alias

#2 Competitor: Unknown Soldier

#3 Competitor: Angelica Vaughn Reggie Estrada

#4 Competitor: Raion Kido

Heir Apparent: Queen Jenny

~The bottom of the page is abruptly torn~

"Oh, so if my BEST FRIEND ALIAS gives you a Uni Title shot you'll put the TV on the line too? That might be a good hook since he already put you down once and really gains nothing from doing it again."
- Lance

Charlie Nickles · **04-07-2022, 08:55 PM**

(04-07-2022, 08:26 PM)ALIAS Said: "Oh, so if my BEST FRIEND ALIAS gives you a Uni Title shot you'll put the TV on the line too? That might be a good hook since he already put you down once and really gains nothing from doing it again."
- Lance

Did you buy the VIP package to get back here for a meet and greet or something? Yeah buddy, I'm not one of those stars. I don't do the whole 'friendly banter and autograph signing' shtick. Unless you want your name added to my kill list, I'm not sure what the fuck you're doing in this room.

- Charlie

ALIAS · **04-07-2022, 09:21 PM**

"Umm... this isn’t the backstage area. That's over there. I know people make jokes about your tenuous grasp on reality, but I'm genuinely concerned."

Charlie Nickles · (04-07-2022)

(04-07-2022, 03:26 AM)Charlie Nickles Said:

#1 Contender: Centurion Alias

#2 Competitor: Unknown Soldier

#3 Competitor: Angelica Vaughn Reggie Estrada

#4 Competitor: Raion Kido

Heir Apparent: Queen Jenny

~The bottom of the page is abruptly torn~

#1 Contender: Centurion Alias

#2 Competitor: Unknown Soldier

#3 Competitor: Angelica Vaughn Reggie Estrada

#4 Competitor: Raion Kido

Heir Apparent: Queen Jenny
#5 Competitor: Some Annoying Fanboy
~The bottom of the page is abruptly torn~

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