Vita is feverishly writing all of this down as Jami keeps her in the loop over the ongoing match.


"THIS number might already be larger than infinity once the calculations are complete!"

Vita's cell buzzes to alert her of activity in the FREESTYLE hallway!

"Hold that thought!"

Brave or foolishly, Vita dashes out of the office and back to the hall!

*cups her hands over her mouth to shout at the departing future Freestyle Champ*

AND THEN MULTIPLY THE SUM BY THE ABSOLUTE VALUE OF MY WIN PERCENTAGE OVER YOU!

Oh she heard it all right! From 60 to zero on a dime. Vita doesn't even look back as she trembles with anger and yeah, maybe a little hurt.


No, let it go, she convinces herself. That's just how Sar is. 🤔


And off she goes.

*enjoys being helpful and supportive to her friends 😊*

Battered and brused (even if more mentally than anything), Vita returns to Sar's office and presses the @[LACKLAN] button.

"When I win your tournament." Vita pauses, it's a bold declaration, but she's sure of her skill! Confidently, she nods. "I want a match with YOU to be my prize!"

Please keep the blatently obvious spoilers out of this office 😒

Caught off guard by Sar's retort Vita is left in a bit of a momentary stupor.


Once it shakes, she realizes, "That's not an answer!"

Hey, check out THIS distraction and subject change!

JB and T stumble up on the office door.

Seems to me that Vita's breaking the code of Kay...

Probably she is, I mean i'd break the code of Kay for a shot at Vita...I still want to beat that pussy into submission, if you catch my drift...

T looks at JB questionably.

Man don't look at me like that, you wanted a shot at Sarah yourself last time!

Whatever whateva... let's just see how this plays out.

Then the pear their ears at the door for more fun.

Unfortunately for Sar, easily distracted Vita has recently been coached to focus and doesn't fall for the distraction.


"This isn't about grudges, Sar. I'm over that... mostly, but you're 4-0 against me, as you so kindly reminded me and everyone else earlier today, and you also asked me what I want out of this place. I think you know full well what I want, to be the best, and I can't do that when I hold a record of 0-4 against, well, anyone..."


Vita lets out a sigh, knowing what she must do and not being too proud to do so, even if it is SUPER humiliating.


"You once said that the only way that I'd ever get a rematch was if I begged... Is that what it'll take?"

*eyes narrow and finger wags*



*one hand goes WAY above Sarah's head and creates a shockingly accurate helicopter. The other than goes down to her knees and waves in a way clearly reminiscent of water*

"Don't cry to me, if you loved me
You would be here with me"

...one sec, Viv, it's my Mum-

Sarah’s face grows super bright.

OMG! Mumsie says my old dresses just shipped today! They'll totes be here before we all leave for Japan."

She pulls out the infamous Notebook of Doom and feathered quill pen.

When's a good time for you?

Getting nowhere fast, Vita decides to put this on the backburner for now.


As for Sar's query, Vita tries to hide the excitement in her eyes.

"Whenever is good for you, I guess..." She says with a feigned sigh.

Don't worry, VV my gal, beating Lackasnack is not that hard. I should know, I've done it loads of times and YOU beat my righteous backside!

Ruby!


"Ruby!"


RUBY, RUBY, RUBY!


Vita jumps to attention and straightens herself up while wondering, "Did she see that post-match vignette I recorded all emotional because I felt she was holding back at Anarchy!?"


"Thanks, Rubes! You're always there for me."


And she appreciates it, but her words do little to put Vita's troubles to rest.

*breaks quill pen for ZERO reason*

(03-22-2022, 04:11 PM)Lacklan Said: *breaks quill pen for ZERO reason*

Vita's attention snaps back to Sar! A single raised eyebrow the result of what she sees.

"You good?"

The goodest 😒

Sensing that SOMETHING is off, Vita THINKS she knows JUST WHAT SAR NEEDS!


In a vampriclly enhanced blur, Vita shoots across the room and attacks Sarah by totally invading her space with a frickin hug from outta nowhere!!


"How about the THREE of us go out for ice cream?"

*Vita can't eat ice cream, or anything really - Todd

SHIT UP TODD NO ONE LOVES YOU

...........

.....................

................................Ruby's buying 😒

😒


"...Ruby rule..."


😏

*comes into work*

*notices that @Tommy Wish and JB are still there*

*because weirdos*

Hey, boys. Question! If I were to, like, introduce an Anarchy Tag Team Championship, would you both hang out on Thursdays on a regular basis? 🤔

(03-24-2022, 08:46 AM)Lacklan Said: *comes into work*

*notices that @[Tommy Wish] and JB are still there*

*because weirdos*

Hey, boys. Question! If I were to, like, introduce an Anarchy Tag Team Championship, would you both hang out on Thursdays on a regular basis? 🤔

"Hey if the pay is good, and we can have limited dates as tag champs... then maybe"

"Well JB, she said we have to be there every show... sooo..."

Whispers among one another

"Alright me and T will roam around the Anarchy scene if there is this new tag belts on Anarchy... but i know for a fact, that there's a chance that Centy/Ruby will get it before us."

"What he said, but we can establish our hangouts on anarchy as a consolidation."

(03-24-2022, 02:33 PM)T.H.U.G.S Said: Took a long time to get there, but "yes."

*presses @Jenny Myst button*

"...you doing okay?"

"I am fine and dandy! Just getting ready for the big Pay Per View in Tokyo and deciding what color I wanna paint the TV title when Charles gives it to me! I'm thinking purple.

How iz you?!"

"I'm me, obvs.

.....you sure you're doing okay?"

Latina Submission Machina is walking around backstage in her full wrestling attire. From inside the commissioner's office she hears the demented and, frankly, senseless giggles of a familiar woman. LSM can't help but peek her head in. She sees Jenny Myst doing...very weird Jenny Myst things.

LSM makes a gagging noise beneath her mask before poking her head back out of the office and leaving Sarah Lacklan alone with the deplorably Broken Jenny.

 

(03-24-2022, 07:57 PM)Lacklan Said: "I'm me, obvs.

.....you sure you're doing okay?"

"I mean, I'm not SURE of ANYTHING other than the custom made Centurion Squishmallow is ADORBS and I am a fan of cherry slurpies. They look like blood."


"Is there a reason you called me in here or can I go back to the playground?"

"....okay..."

*insert #Billion$$$Smile HERE*

"Just checking up! Best of luck on Sunday!"

Sarah positions herself to be focused toward her door.

"YOU TOO, EL ES EM!"

(03-24-2022, 08:16 PM)Lacklan Said: "....okay..."

*insert #Billion$$$Smile HERE*

"Just checking up! Best of luck on Sunday!"

Sarah positions herself to be focused toward her door.

"YOU TOO, EL ES EM!"

LSM stops in her tracks as she hears the comish' call out to her. LSM turns around sheepishly- luckily for her, her blushing cheeks were concealed by her luchadora mask.

"Oh...you, you know I have a match at March Madness? I didn't know you were paying attention to me like that. I didn't even sign up for the pay per view, but I'm still getting a title shot?! Isn't that loco?!"

 

(03-24-2022, 09:00 PM)Latina Submission Machina Said: says stuff

*looks at nameplate on desk*

*looks at name on door*

*looks at signature*

"Its...literally my job, dearie."

*presses @"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane button from Hawai'ian beach*

WHOA!

Who put this shock bracelet around my wrist? THAT HURT, DUDE!

Rox did it for me. DUH.

n-e-ways

#VinnieKnew👀

Uh... wut?

You know EXACTLY what I mean by #VinnieKnew👀