Oswald stands in front of a podium, with a bunch of reporters sitting a couple chairs apart, while he is dressed in a black suit as normal, but now he has a twinge of gold, in the sign of a big blocky M with the dollar sign right through the middle. As he stands there, he handles the Billion Dollar Championship, grinning ear to ear, a little red, a bit sweaty, but for a good reason.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I gather you here to make a big announcement about the match. Y'see, me and Dick, we had a great bout, one that would make even my God form want to weep openly. That's how amazing that match was.

He was a tough opponent, but in the end, I am STILL your REIGNING, DEFENDING BILLION DOLLAR CHAMPION!"

He lets out a roarous laugh before looking at the reporters.

"What? That's it. That's all I called you here for. Go return to your shitty lives."

Before everyone starts to get up and leave, with them grumbling and calling him a dick, a douchebag, an egotistical cocksucker, he coughs.

"Oh, I almost forgot. One more thing.

Vinnie, Theo, and Raven if you're still here. I have successfully held and defended this title a few times now for a year almost. How much more do you require, before you finally recognize my belt as a TRUE championship belt?

You see that people are lining up to come for my title. So why not make it official? There's money to be made by making this belt a recognized and official championship in the XWF."

He looks at the reporters

"Okay, now you all may leave."

We have like eleventy billion championships already, man. Justify what makes this one different, aside from the fact that it's like half your personality.

(06-12-2021, 05:34 PM)Corey Smith Said: We have like eleventy billion championships already, man. Justify what makes this one different, aside from the fact that it's like half your personality.

"What makes it different is that unlike the others, you make the rules, the stipulations and you can choose which show you want to defend it on. I could take this belt on the road to Savage or Warfare. I choose not to, because Anarchy is my home.

You can choose if the bout is handicap if you want. This title gives you the power of how and when you defend the belt.

I could hold onto it for years and never defend it if I so wished.

Can't say that about any of the other championships."

Oh sweet, so it's technically a championship you never have to defend at all! Which makes it not a championship, really.

Boy the BOB braintrust really knocked it out of the park with this one.

Cash in on the Billion $ Title, Corey.

(06-12-2021, 07:27 PM)Corey Smith Said: Oh sweet, so it's technically a championship you never have to defend at all! Which makes it not a championship, really.

Boy the BOB braintrust really knocked it out of the park with this one.

"I'm a benevolent champion. I defend this championship because I want to show it off to the world. That is why I will always be the best Billion Dollar Champion. I'm not surprised an imbecile like you wouldn't understand the intricacies of being a true champion."

(06-12-2021, 08:01 PM)Money Oswald Said:

(06-12-2021, 07:27 PM)Corey Smith Said: Oh sweet, so it's technically a championship you never have to defend at all! Which makes it not a championship, really.

Boy the BOB braintrust really knocked it out of the park with this one.

"I'm a benevolent champion. I defend this championship because I want to show it off to the world. That is why I will always be the best Billion Dollar Champion. I'm not surprised an imbecile like you wouldn't understand the intricacies of being a true champion."

LOL BOB Elite

(06-12-2021, 07:32 PM)Thaddeus Duke Said: Cash in on the Billion $ Title, Corey.

Maybe if he paid me to.

(06-12-2021, 08:12 PM)Corey Smith Said:

(06-12-2021, 07:32 PM)Thaddeus Duke Said: Cash in on the Billion $ Title, Corey.

Maybe if he paid me to.

"I forgot to add.

People usually pay YOU to have title shots, unless you're like me, and choose to wrestle people to prove you are worthy of holding such a prestigious championship title.

But since you already think if you were champion, you'd never defend the title, I hope you don't cash in on me, because I know you'd abuse the rules of the championship. You'd be a lazy champion.

I'm evil, but I'm not lazy like you."

"As the head of the XWF Championship Committee that I just invented, we're full. Fury could always make it an official bWo championship though. You know... if they have it in the budget. However, Ozzy, you could always try get yourself one of the existing XWF ones? BoB jokes aside, you've probably earned it..."

Looks at Ruby.

...

(06-13-2021, 02:19 AM)ALIAS Said: "As the head of the XWF Championship Committee that I just invented, we're full. Fury could always make it an official bWo championship though. You know... if they have it in the budget. However, Ozzy, you could always try get yourself one of the existing XWF ones? BoB jokes aside, you've probably earned it..."

Looks at Ruby.

...

"I've held the Hart. I've held the X-Treme. I would go after the Television belt, but Andre's holding it, and TNGB are tag champs and will be champs until they choose to end their reign.

Once I hold a title, I lose interest in it. If I was told I get a shot at the Hart belt tomorrow or the X-Treme title, would I fight? Yeah, tooth and nail to try and win. But if I lose? Meh, no skin off my nose."