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Miss Fury · (10-01-2020)

#JoinBOB

Madison Dyson · (10-01-2020)

The only reply is an eerie whistle as the wind blows over her grave.

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · (10-01-2020)

Like...

no?

Doctor Louis D'Ville · (10-01-2020)

How did you get this number. Damn telemarketers. I'm trying to bake a cake for Doc'ssake.

Big D · **10-01-2020, 12:32 PM**

"Damn, didn't think I was even allowed in!......... Not that I'd accept, anyway, just an honor to be nominated."

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · (10-01-2020)

Hey [ YOU ]

Suck [PETER GILMOUR'S] you know WHAT!

Charlie Nickles · (10-01-2020)

Look I know I took a couple of losses in September, but I'm not looking to make a career out of it. I'm going to decline your offer to the join the J.O.B. squad. Or is it the Brotherhood of Bitch-Boys? I always forget.

**10-01-2020, 02:07 PM**

Oh now I get an offer after Jenny kicks my sexy lil butt twice in a month...she’s part of y’all too me thinks

SavannahKnightley · **10-01-2020, 02:18 PM**

Bob do you remeber me? We dated once I think I even took your virginity or at least I hope you were a virgin because that was some of the worst sex I ever had. All hands no skill it was kind of sad, but hopefully you have gotten better since then

Mastermind · **10-01-2020, 02:24 PM**

No thanks. I have the Misfits. Enough said.

thewizard · (10-01-2020)

Edward Mof - pro wrestling agent/dating coach, paces the interior hallway of a modest apartment. The door at the end of the hallway is shut. Mof is busy gnawing at the lone remaining nail belonging to his left hand. Distraught, he reaches to knock at the door...he hesitates, concerned over the consequences. A loud buzz catches his attention...he hustles down the hallway into the kitchen, locating THE WIZARD'S phone. How do we know it's the Wizard's phone? Because it has a tiny beard hanging from the bottom and a magical hat poking from the top. Mof narrows his eyes, sharpens his vision and glances at the latest text message.

"JOIN BOB"

Edward Mof: Who is Bob and what does he want my client to join?

Mof marches down the hallway with more conviction. He knocks on the closed door.

Edward Mof: Hey...I know you're in there and, well, have been in there since we returned from Relentless. But, you, umm, got a text message from someone named...

The door creaks open. A giant hand emerges, palm open and ready. Mof places the phone in the hungry hand. It slides back into the dark room. The door shuts. Mof takes a few steps back, awaiting...something.

Edward Mof: Who the heck is Bob? That isn't some new manager, is it? Does he think I failed him?

The door slowly opens.

Edward Mof: Oh good, are you gonna...HOLY SHIT

The Wizard's phone flies from the barely opened door. Mof drops to his knees to avoid being struck. It travels down the hallway before slamming into the kitchen counter with tremendous force. Mof crawls over, snaring the phone. He searches, frantically for some answers...but the text has been deleted. We should also note the beard and hat are still attached to the phone. Very sturdy stuff.

Edward Mof: Who was that?

Mof asks, turning back around...but the door is shut and locked. Mof is left with more questions than answers.

(Gravy_Xtreme_5000) · (10-01-2020)

Why are all you dummies standing around talking to a flyer?

(Gravy_Xtreme_5000) · (10-01-2020)

The message was meant for me hence attention ash Quinn

(Gravy_Xtreme_5000) · (10-17-2020)

(10-01-2020, 04:11 PM)Ash Quinn Said: The message was meant for me hence attention ash Quinn

YEAH DUMMIES! JUST FOR HER!!! DUMMIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Gravy_Xtreme_5000) · (10-01-2020)

I take down the flier shaking my head

SavannahKnightley · **10-01-2020, 04:47 PM**

(10-01-2020, 04:24 PM)Ash Quinn Said: I take down the flier shaking my head

Did you know Bob too?

(Gravy_Xtreme_5000) · (10-01-2020)

I can show you how much BOB has improved if you like!

Realizing that he sounds more and more like Gilly every day, Graves suddenly gets sad and disappears into a blinding green mist before she can respond.

Atara Raven · (10-17-2020)

Dammit Graves....

Nathaniel Idenhaus · **10-01-2020, 08:31 PM**

Nathaniel Idenhaus smirks and shakes his head.

"Perchance did anyone see this flyer, right next to Miss Fury's? Apparently, someone is also selling the Brooklyn bridge, as well."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **10-01-2020, 09:41 PM**

I farted

(Gravy_Xtreme_5000) · (10-02-2020)

Now you dummies are sniffing Gilly farts!

SavannahKnightley · **10-01-2020, 09:49 PM**

(10-01-2020, 09:41 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: I farted

And you wonder why no sane female wants to go anywhere near you

(Gravy_Xtreme_5000) · **10-01-2020, 09:52 PM**

Mmmm, this one likes it! ☝

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (12-11-2020)

(10-01-2020, 09:49 PM)SavannahKnightley Said:
(10-01-2020, 09:41 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: I farted

And you wonder why no sane female wants to go anywhere near you

Obviously u didn't catch my sarcasm my little sexpot

Johnny Legend · **10-02-2020, 08:07 AM**

Hmmm..

Will there be food?

Thunder Knuckles™ · (10-02-2020)

Thunder Knuckles walks past the group looking and talking amongst themselves at a flyer. The flyer expertly designed to grab everyone's attention. In the words of Thunder Knuckles, "Marketing".

Did someone ask about food? Think we could nail down a fucking wrecking ball without it?

Thunder Knuckles pulls out his phone.

Ozzman has no fucking limits, check this shit out.

Thunder Knuckles looks disgusted all a sudden.

Did someone take a shit?

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · (10-02-2020)

Greggo's smearing shit all over himself but suddenly looks disgusted when he sees all that food.

Ewwwwwww that food all looks GROSS AF!

He starts to vomit, dropping down to all fours and lapping up the mess as quickly as he's making it.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (10-02-2020)

yeah man wtf TK.. no mother fuckin chicken parm for me?

(Gravy_Xtreme_5000) · **10-02-2020, 03:53 PM**

(10-02-2020, 03:43 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: yeah man wtf TK.. no mother fuckin chicken parm for me?

Because we don't need YOU!

Thunder Knuckles™ · (10-02-2020)

Come on, Greggo, man. Like that food would be the worst thing you ever put in your mouth.

Doctor Louis D'Ville · (10-03-2020)

Is Chris Chaos going to spear someone into this thing or does Peter have to?!

Marf · (10-13-2020)

...Remember...

A crumpled flyer has wormed it’s way under the door to the mostly empty room. The same room that contains our new friend Marf Swaysons. He was lost in thought, sitting on his creaky chair in the dark. The noise from the flyer brings those beautiful blue eyes back into focus.

Marf: Hello there. What is this strange, gratefully accepted distraction?

Quicker than a predator snatches the prey it spent the last several hours watching, Marf grabs hold of the odd flyer and looks it over. A slow, ghastly grin stretches out on his face.

Marf: Well now this is just crazy! Is someone trying to get me to join their rinky dink cult? Haven’t I been there and done that somewhere before?

Hasn’t everyone?

I swear I remember even being...in charge of some such group at some point or another from what I recall...

...remember...

Marf gives his head a quick shake before he winds up drifting off to wherever it is he goes. He looks back down at his hands to look at the flyer one more time. The flyer that is no longer there. Was it ever there?

Marf: Nevermind...