John Cena 2099
The Champ is HERE!
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01-26-2020, 11:42 AM
With a crackle of spacetime and an electric bubble that forms right in the middle of the XWF HMW hallway (which unfortunately creates a hole in the wall, sucking out a young intern into the abyss), JOHN CENA from the year 2099 appears, nude, muscular, and on a mission to save the human race using TIME TRAVEL.
"Yo dawg, I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle!"
Cena, the man who would unite the world in peace and become its ruler in the great election of 2052, stands and extends his hand to Jim Jimson.
"You look like you need help. Come with me if you want to live."
In the distance, the trumpets herald the return of the one true king.
do do do dooooooooooooooooooooooo
do do do dooooooooooooooooooooooo
do do do dooooooooooooooooooooooo
Cena pins Jimson
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Jim "the Jim" Jimson
The man, the myth, the legend, the pin
XWF FanBase: Not Over (the perfect heel; hated even by the fans who usually cheer heels; pisses off internet fans too)
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01-26-2020, 01:16 PM
(01-26-2020, 11:42 AM)John Cena 2099 Said: Spinning through time and space, the hero of the future arrives once again to save humanity!
With a crackle of spacetime and an electric bubble that forms right in the middle of the XWF HMW hallway (which unfortunately creates a hole in the wall, sucking out a young intern into the abyss), JOHN CENA from the year 2099 appears, nude, muscular, and on a mission to save the human race using TIME TRAVEL.
"Yo dawg, I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle!"
Cena, the man who would unite the world in peace and become its ruler in the great election of 2052, stands and extends his hand to Jim Jimson.
"You look like you need help. Come with me if you want to live."
In the distance, the trumpets herald the return of the one true king.
do do do dooooooooooooooooooooooo
do do do dooooooooooooooooooooooo
do do do dooooooooooooooooooooooo
Cena pins Jimson
Jim kicks out. Wait a minute, Big D, why are you trying to pinning me?
I feel like I missed something
7x Heavymetalweight champin
1x Federweight champion
XWF record
8-12
Universal record 13-24
The relatives of Jim Jimson
Jimmy Jimson
Jim Johnson
James Jimson
J. Jonah Jimson
Jimmy Jimmy
Jimbo Jimson
Jimbo Baggins
Jackenhoffer Jiminez
Jimmy Jimmerson
Jim Jimbo
James (Jim) J. Jimson
Jim Jimseruno
Jim Jackstiener
Jericho
Jimmy Jim
Jim of the Nine Eastern Stars of Terrafourn
Jim Jaghofferson
Jimbo
Jim "James 'Jim' Jimson" Jimson
Jimmy Jimbo Jimbob
Pinecone Jimson
Jimdick Jagoffboy
James Jimson
Jim Jimpin
John Jameson
Jim McJimbiongbong
Jim Jimjimjimjimjimjimjimjim
Jiminson
Jimothy
Big Daddy Meat Jimson
Tiny Daddy Meat Jimson
Jim Jopson
Jimbo Jimmy Jam
Jimbo Jimsmith (formerly a Doctor)
Jim Jimmy the Jim Jimmerson
Jim Jimpegmyassrawohbabyohbabyohbaby
Jimmy Jim Jimmer Jimbosen Jiminez the dolphin rapper
Jim Jim Jim Jimson Son Son
Jim Jon Un
Tangy Tangerine
Animal Jim
Jimbo Jimson Chang
Jimbo Jimson the Chang
Jimbo Jimson Jang
Hey
You wanna see my cool new banner
Well.....
Here it is
What... you don't like it
Well I tried my best you fucking piece of shit you don't have to make fun of it you little bitch
You thought something was down here huh. Well, you must be pretty dumb. Maybe you should go check-up in the text for the pins
During all Business Enquires please refer to Mr. Jimson as "Small Daddy Meat Jimson" to assure business professionalism.
oh wait
they got rid of the Heavymetalweight championship because appartenly they hate fun at XWF headquaters smh shaking my head rn
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Jim "the Jim" Jimson
The man, the myth, the legend, the pin
XWF FanBase: Not Over (the perfect heel; hated even by the fans who usually cheer heels; pisses off internet fans too)
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01-26-2020, 02:28 PM
(01-26-2020, 01:55 PM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: This is why time travel is a bad idea.
Wait What does Big D trying to pin me have to do with Time Travel?
7x Heavymetalweight champin
1x Federweight champion
XWF record
8-12
Universal record 13-24
The relatives of Jim Jimson
Jimmy Jimson
Jim Johnson
James Jimson
J. Jonah Jimson
Jimmy Jimmy
Jimbo Jimson
Jimbo Baggins
Jackenhoffer Jiminez
Jimmy Jimmerson
Jim Jimbo
James (Jim) J. Jimson
Jim Jimseruno
Jim Jackstiener
Jericho
Jimmy Jim
Jim of the Nine Eastern Stars of Terrafourn
Jim Jaghofferson
Jimbo
Jim "James 'Jim' Jimson" Jimson
Jimmy Jimbo Jimbob
Pinecone Jimson
Jimdick Jagoffboy
James Jimson
Jim Jimpin
John Jameson
Jim McJimbiongbong
Jim Jimjimjimjimjimjimjimjim
Jiminson
Jimothy
Big Daddy Meat Jimson
Tiny Daddy Meat Jimson
Jim Jopson
Jimbo Jimmy Jam
Jimbo Jimsmith (formerly a Doctor)
Jim Jimmy the Jim Jimmerson
Jim Jimpegmyassrawohbabyohbabyohbaby
Jimmy Jim Jimmer Jimbosen Jiminez the dolphin rapper
Jim Jim Jim Jimson Son Son
Jim Jon Un
Tangy Tangerine
Animal Jim
Jimbo Jimson Chang
Jimbo Jimson the Chang
Jimbo Jimson Jang
Hey
You wanna see my cool new banner
Well.....
Here it is
What... you don't like it
Well I tried my best you fucking piece of shit you don't have to make fun of it you little bitch
You thought something was down here huh. Well, you must be pretty dumb. Maybe you should go check-up in the text for the pins
During all Business Enquires please refer to Mr. Jimson as "Small Daddy Meat Jimson" to assure business professionalism.
oh wait
they got rid of the Heavymetalweight championship because appartenly they hate fun at XWF headquaters smh shaking my head rn
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