We see Tommy holding a trash bag full of goodies he's gotten for the roster from Oregon. He places them out in order, from a jar of weed to even a pair of expensive moccasins that was hand made.

"Hey all, i just wanted to bring back something from my travels back from Oregon, hopefully you'll pick out what you want from these bags of treets."

Vinnie pulls a hobo out of the bag.


"Dude..."

"Hey...i didn't know he'd be in the bag... musta been Drezdin's grandfather who passed his chance for a better life."

Tommy hands the hobo two xbuxs.

"Is the tag tourney bracket in there?"

Holder of the most wins in the XWF (Mostly house shows)

Holder of the most draws in XWF (All on Anarchy)

Winner of Sickest Cunt of the Year 2020

Winner of Greatest Wrestler who ever lived 2022

Holder of the world's rarest pog collection (Valued at $200)

Owner of Ned Kaye's cat that Ned named Deepthroat for some weird reason

Voted most feared man by Centurion (Twice!)

Probably not Noah... you think Tommy has that kind of pull? If we can’t get them what makes you think he can?

"Heard you guys' episode of InfoWars. It was terrible."

Well just wait until after Savage. Theo has promised me the brackets in exchange of me pulling some names out of a fucking hat. So soon enough the jokes going to be on you.

(11-14-2019, 08:31 AM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: "Heard you guys' episode of InfoWars. It was terrible."

"I'll have you know I did a TED talk, cunt."

Holder of the most wins in the XWF (Mostly house shows)

Holder of the most draws in XWF (All on Anarchy)

Winner of Sickest Cunt of the Year 2020

Winner of Greatest Wrestler who ever lived 2022

Holder of the world's rarest pog collection (Valued at $200)

Owner of Ned Kaye's cat that Ned named Deepthroat for some weird reason

Voted most feared man by Centurion (Twice!)

"You got a Uni Title shot in there?"

June 2019 XWF Superstar of the Month
2019 Relentless Fishing Contest Winner
1x XWF World Heavyweight Champion
1x bWo World Heavyweight Champion [despite what Miss Furry or James J. Dildo says]
1x NWF World Heavyweight Champion
2x XWF Xtreme Champion 
2x XWF TV Champion
1x XWF Internet Champion
1x NWF World Tag Team Champion (w/Slim)
1x NWF Xtreme Champion
1x NLCW Slamfest Champion
1x LCW Hardcore Champion
3x WWF X-Division Champion
1x WWF World Tag Team Champion (w/Seth Flash)
1x WWF Dark Champion
1x WWF TV Champion
1x EGW Fury Champion
3x XWF Federweight Champion
4x XWF Heavymetalweight Champion
1x 420* Cruiserweight Champion
2x CMW Hardcore Champion
1x XHW T.V. Champion
1x WXC Hardcore Champion
1x XPW U.S. Champion
1x WLFC Tag Team Champion w/Chance
1x WWC T.V. Champion
1x WWC European Champion
1x WWF 24/7Hardcore Champion
2x WLFC 24/7 Hardcore Champion


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(11-14-2019, 12:00 PM)BigD Said: "You got a Uni Title shot in there?"

"What's wrong, cunt? Can't afford one?"

Holder of the most wins in the XWF (Mostly house shows)

Holder of the most draws in XWF (All on Anarchy)

Winner of Sickest Cunt of the Year 2020

Winner of Greatest Wrestler who ever lived 2022

Holder of the world's rarest pog collection (Valued at $200)

Owner of Ned Kaye's cat that Ned named Deepthroat for some weird reason

Voted most feared man by Centurion (Twice!)

(11-14-2019, 12:07 PM)Noah Jackson Said:

(11-14-2019, 12:00 PM)BigD Said: "You got a Uni Title shot in there?"

"What's wrong, cunt? Can't afford one?"

“Excuse me Police.... Yeah I just witnessed a murder.”

Are the trio's titles in their?

7x Heavymetalweight champin
1x Federweight champion

XWF record
8-12    

Universal record 13-24  

The relatives of Jim Jimson
Jimmy Jimson
Jim Johnson
James Jimson
J. Jonah Jimson
Jimmy Jimmy
Jimbo Jimson
Jimbo Baggins
Jackenhoffer Jiminez
Jimmy Jimmerson
Jim Jimbo
James (Jim) J. Jimson
Jim Jimseruno
Jim Jackstiener
Jericho
Jimmy Jim
Jim of the Nine Eastern Stars of Terrafourn
Jim Jaghofferson
Jimbo
Jim "James 'Jim' Jimson" Jimson
Jimmy Jimbo Jimbob
Pinecone Jimson
Jimdick Jagoffboy
James Jimson
Jim Jimpin
John Jameson
Jim McJimbiongbong
Jim Jimjimjimjimjimjimjimjim
Jiminson
Jimothy
Big Daddy Meat Jimson
Tiny Daddy Meat Jimson
Jim Jopson
Jimbo Jimmy Jam
Jimbo Jimsmith (formerly a Doctor)
Jim Jimmy the Jim Jimmerson
Jim Jimpegmyassrawohbabyohbabyohbaby
Jimmy Jim Jimmer Jimbosen Jiminez the dolphin rapper
Jim Jim Jim Jimson Son Son
Jim Jon Un
Tangy Tangerine
Animal Jim
Jimbo Jimson Chang
Jimbo Jimson the Chang
Jimbo Jimson Jang





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they got rid of the Heavymetalweight championship because appartenly they hate fun at XWF headquaters smh shaking my head rn

Tommy hands Fuzz and Noah commemorative plates of the Sick Cuntzz that was hand made by a fan.

"Sorry cuntz but a fan told me to hand you these plates, maybe sell em on our non existant shop, and maybe you'll find those already established tag brackets."

He looks at Big D, and give him the non Soldier replica Uni title from the bag.

"Sorry D, you need to fight the man himself, but you can always remember that anything is possible with a replica you can keep in your crib."

Then he looks at Jimmy Jimson, digs in the bag and suddenly picks up a belt that resembles the trio title but with pinecones on the center plate.

"Jimmy, here you go... now go find you two other family members to celebrate. Maybe one day, you'll bring back a once celebrated divison that died and been abandoned."

Hey, Tommy! Long time no see!

Robbie smiles at Tommy. As he does, he hoists a large bag of his own and puts it neatly inside of Tommy's bag.

Here you go!

"Hey man, same well i.. i appreciate you giving me some goodies. In fact, here's something for you."

Tommy takes Big Robs bag out, and pulls out of his own bag a large bottle of Bourbon. He gives it to him as a badge of respect.

Robbie smiles at the gift.

Thank you!

Robbie opens the bottle and takes a whiff.

Phew, strong stuff!

Robbie takes the tiniest sip.

That is good stuff! It reminds me of the time...

Robbie falls over, passed out from the amount of alcohol he just consumed.

Pig comes running in with a ambulance like siren and a needle full of adrenaline. Quickly, he thrusts the needle into Bourbon's chest and injects the adrenaline straight to Robbie's heart.

Robbies eyes go wide as he kips up, foaming at the mouth.

NACHOS!!!!!

Robbie runs through a door, not opening it but tearing through it like tissue paper, presumably looking for nachos.

Hey tommy thanks for the plate, but do you or any of them Anarchy Airings in there?

(11-15-2019, 07:28 PM)Fuzz Said: Hey tommy thanks for the plate, but do you or any of them Anarchy Airings in there?

"Sadly no Mr. Fuzz.... best to ask Vinny the EP for why the show will be on tape delay..."

did u find chris page's balls in there?

SUCK... MY... DICK!

3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion

(11-15-2019, 10:17 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: did u find chris page's balls in there?

"Sadly no...but here's something way greater than human balls."

Tommy pulls out freashly made chicken parm with spaghetti inside a olive garden container, and hands it to him.

Thanls. Heres a pic of my super dick 😎

SUCK... MY... DICK!

3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion

"Got any Deca in there? And some Tren, maybe? Can never have too much gear bro."

Tommy gets the 8x10 pic of Glimour's Super Dick, he cringes at first, but puts it in his bag. Then he looks a Socio, and just remembered that wired encounter he had last Anarchy before his "disappearance".

"Oh shit the Bumble Bee Rioded Freaky dude... oh I don't got those items in stock but I do have something for your liking..."

Tommy hands Socio an unidentifiable powder substance for muscle growth, and a honeycomb based lipstick.

"Hey... I just wanted to let you know that your bumblebee transformation was... dare I say it... hot."