"Awww shit! Fuzz! Hell yeah dude! It's you and me for the X rated title on Anarchy bruh! Fuckin' A! I'm stoked to be stepping in the ring with the likes of you broh. May the strongest man win. Hope you like needles." 💉💉

Sorry I don’t feel the same way as you do, but just know this is Lane’s way of punishing me for being the best thing on that shit show known as Anarchy.

Um, excuse me?

Sorry Vita, sometimes my ego get the better of me and I misspeak. What was actually meant was, I’m apart of the best Trio on that shit show, I’m the best part of Savage, and have taken two wonderful future Legends under my wing.

Apologies

But it looks like you’re getting punished as well having to face Noah again.

It sucks being that good, where the only real competition is someone that you shouldn’t be facing.

"I don't know if I should be insulted or not."

Holder of the most wins in the XWF (Mostly house shows)

Holder of the most draws in XWF (All on Anarchy)

Winner of Sickest Cunt of the Year 2020

Winner of Greatest Wrestler who ever lived 2022

Holder of the world's rarest pog collection (Valued at $200)

Owner of Ned Kaye's cat that Ned named Deepthroat for some weird reason

Voted most feared man by Centurion (Twice!)

Hey man, friends gotta face friends sometimes!

(11-02-2019, 06:35 PM)Noah Jackson Said: "I don't know if I should be insulted or not."

You should be insulted. You beat Sarah and yet you have no “title” shot to speak of. Vita clearly beat the “champ” and yet where is her vindication? All three of us have been spat on, and disregarded because we aren’t on “Vinny’s list“ or we aren’t friends with his girlfriend. The fact that people close to him are getting over and we get fed scraps is wrong. And I for one am taking a stand.

I will not stand for it.

Vinny, you know what the three of us want. It’s not that hard. We all want Sarah’s head on a spike.

You will give it to us, or we will take it by force.

(11-02-2019, 06:49 PM)Fuzz Said:

(11-02-2019, 06:35 PM)Noah Jackson Said: "I don't know if I should be insulted or not."

You should be insulted. You beat Sarah and yet you have no “title” shot to speak of. Vita clearly beat the “champ” and yet where is her vindication? All three of us have been spat on, and disregarded because we aren’t on “Vinny’s list“ or we aren’t friends with his girlfriend. The fact that people close to him are getting over and we get fed scraps is wrong. And I for one am taking a stand.

I will not stand for it.

Vinny, you know what the three of us want. It’s not that hard. We all want Sarah’s head on a spike.

You will give it to us, or we will take it by force.

Damn right! Give The Sickest Cunts their tag shot already, and while your at it, put that pale ass bitch in the ring with me one more time so I can cripple the hoe. Let's see her fake another win when her legs are frickin broken!

"Holy shit you are a fantastic hype man, dad."

Holder of the most wins in the XWF (Mostly house shows)

Holder of the most draws in XWF (All on Anarchy)

Winner of Sickest Cunt of the Year 2020

Winner of Greatest Wrestler who ever lived 2022

Holder of the world's rarest pog collection (Valued at $200)

Owner of Ned Kaye's cat that Ned named Deepthroat for some weird reason

Voted most feared man by Centurion (Twice!)

Listen dude, everyone gets the chances they deserve. Noah lost the inaugural Anarchy Title match! Vita Valenteen had her opportunity! And you? Dude... first of all, sweet costume, that was badass... but still, what were you doing there?

(11-02-2019, 07:02 PM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: Vita Valenteen had her opportunity, she totally won, but for reason unknown I decided to ignore the facts and buy into the obvious bullshit edited footage of Sarah using her super human speed to out swim a helicopter!

Fixed that for ya boss!

What was I doing there?

I was righting one of your glowing mistakes. How could I be left off of the show? Huh? What excuse do you have? No I made my point already. I do what I want when I want. Sure Noah lost, but then why is she ducking him now? You think that on this planet a human can out swim a helicopter? What ever you’re smoking pass that.

No what I was really doing there was showing everyone that I do what I want, when I want, to whomever I want. I have set my sights on Sarah and Kenzi. I want to take everything they took from me. I want to take what they have taken from Noah. I want to take what was taken from Vita. I want to ruin them.

This isn’t some asshole blowing smoke. This is coming from me.

Noah and Vita, the both of you are more than welcome, and if you opt out I promise I won’t hold it against you.

But I’m firing the first shots in this war. And you can bet the farm, that I’ll still be the last one standing.

(11-02-2019, 07:11 PM)Fuzz Said: What was I doing there?

I was righting one of your glowing mistakes. How could I be left off of the show? Huh? What excuse do you have? No I made my point already. I do what I want when I want. Sure Noah lost, but then why is she ducking him now? This think that on this plant a human can put swim a helicopter? What ever you’re smoking pass that.

No what I was really doing there was showing everyone that I do what I want, when I want, to whomever I want. I have set my sights on Sarah and Kenzi. I want to take everything they took from me. I want to take what they have taken from Noah. I want to take what was taken from Vita. I want to ruin them.

This isn’t some asshole blowing smoke. This is coming from me.

Noah and Vita, the both of you are more than welcome, and if you opt out I promise I won’t hold it against you.

But I’m firing the first shots in this war. And you can bet the farm, that I’ll still be the last one standing.

I'm all in for sure, but don't be surprised when she no sells you into oblivion only to show up and get her cheap shots in when you least expect it.

HOW DO YOU PEOPLE LIKE HER AND HATE ME!?!

Frickin hypocrites!

She can No Sell me she wants. The fact is at a snap of my fingers Noah and I get our tag team title shot. There will be no running for her. It’s been over a month and those “titles” haven’t been defended.

So here I am wondering why? Why do they get away with it? They can say Kenzi’s injured all they want, then strip the titles and move the fuck on, but they keep them. Why?

They are in the “Lane Group”.

I’m starting to notice a pattern.

(11-02-2019, 07:22 PM)Fuzz Said: She can No Sell me she wants. The fact is at a snap of my fingers Noah and I get our tag team title shot. There will be no running for her. It’s been over a month and those “titles” haven’t been defended.

So here I am wondering why? Why do they get away with it? They can say Kenzi’s injured all they want, then strip the titles and move the fuck on, but they keep them. Why?

They are in the “Lane Group”.

I’m starting to notice a pattern.

Nah, they're in the Roxie group. Pretty much the same deal, but it gives Vinnie plausible deniability.

👆👆👆

There's no groups, dude... I like everybody!

Excuse me, I noticed Vinnie is here. Think I can get my paychecks?

Listen man, you need to update your address with Accounts Payable. We can't sign checks to "at large."

(11-02-2019, 07:50 PM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: Listen man, you need to update your address with Accounts Payable. We can't sign checks to "at large."

Ha, I won a title today and guess what? That bonus check still hasn't came. Maybe we should form a union and go on strike TK!

Who gets paid same day???

The squeaky wheel?

Thanks for making that deposit ya dipshit!

Come on Vinnie, you know I set up direct deposit. Now your just trying to pull the wool over XWF fan's eyes!

Dude your "direct deposit" info is the 800 number for iTiunes gift cards. Stop playing!

Jesus fucking Christ vita honey! There baiting you in. Relax.

NOW BE MY BITCH ASS HOLE!!!!!!!!!!

That's right, damn sorry I forgot they owe me money too. I'll get back with you soon.

(11-02-2019, 06:20 PM)Fuzz Said:

Sorry I don’t feel the same way as you do, but just know this is Lane’s way of punishing me for being the best thing on that shit show known as Anarchy.

"Wow ok then hows about screw you bruh? I'm gonna like wrapping these 30 inch pythons around that stack of dimes you call a neck and humbling the F outta U bro! Bring the kneepads bitch cuz you're gonna need 'em!"

(patting chest) "S'right bitch!" (smacking himself in the chest) "I set the trends!" (an even harder smack to his chest) "I drive the Benz! Fuck outta here, GEEK!"

"How hasn't your heart exploded yet?"