Noah Jackson
Very Serious Wrestler
XWF FanBase: Hardly anyone to be honest (booed by most fans; hurts people even when not supposed to; often angry and shitty)
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Joined: Wed Mar 27 2019
Posts: 370
137,821
Likes Given: 483
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Hates Given: 41
Hates Received: 7 in 7 posts
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08-01-2019, 05:25 PM
TITLE SHOULD BE: Gloriously Awesome vs Cunt Fucks
Don't believe title was appropriate as a summary......
Told through the words of The Miz: |
There's nothing better in the world than waking up and having a heavily pregnant horny wife who wants sex. What a great way to start the day, especially after waiting a whole first trimester where she doesn't really want to be touched. |
I was having a hot shower to wash away the love making smells, when Maryse sticks her head through the bathroom door. |
MARYSE: "Gloriously Awful,"
I kept calm but on the inside I was fuming and as I got dressed in silence Maryse knew it too. She quickly left me alone and I went and collected my stuff.
Bloody Paul Heyman, I thought, always opening his big fat mouth after I warned him about not messing with XWF Management because unlike the WWE management, these lot were unforgiving. And now we were on the backfoot.
Absolutely Awful, what a sad fucking way to be known as. |
"Because together with Bobby Roode we are going to put Noah Cunt Jackson and Fuzz Fucker in their place and win our first round match and book ourselves in the second round because I am the Miz and I am..........."
"AWESOME" |
"Fucking comedy, cunts. Everyone look at that embarrassing shit, it is a fucking gold mine."
http://xwf99.com/showthread.php?tid=34260
Holder of the most wins in the XWF (Mostly house shows)
Holder of the most draws in XWF (All on Anarchy)
Winner of Sickest Cunt of the Year 2020
Winner of Greatest Wrestler who ever lived 2022
Holder of the world's rarest pog collection (Valued at $200)
Owner of Ned Kaye's cat that Ned named Deepthroat for some weird reason
Voted most feared man by Centurion (Twice!)
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Lacklan
World's best at making murderhobos cry
XWF FanBase: The 'cool' kliq fans (booed by casual fans; opportunistic; often plays dirty while setting the trends)
(Where is my roster page?)
Joined: Tue Feb 19 2019
Posts: 853
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08-01-2019, 05:53 PM
*sits in silence for a while after the reaction ends. Raises hand. And even THAT seems like the movement of royalty*
Question!
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Corey Smith
Active in XWF
XWF FanBase: Some of everyone (cheered; very rarely plays dirty but isn't lame either; many likable qualities)
(Where is my roster page?)
Joined: Fri Jan 11 2019
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08-01-2019, 06:00 PM
Yeesh that's....huh....
.....yikes.
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Lacklan
World's best at making murderhobos cry
XWF FanBase: The 'cool' kliq fans (booed by casual fans; opportunistic; often plays dirty while setting the trends)
(Where is my roster page?)
Joined: Tue Feb 19 2019
Posts: 853
355,081
Likes Given: 54
Likes Received: 1,064 in 498 posts
Hates Given: 19
Hates Received: 53 in 49 posts
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08-01-2019, 06:04 PM
*turns to Corey and sniffs super loud*
Wait your turn!
*turns back to Noah and begins to wave hand around like Hermione dying to show how smart she is*
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Noah Jackson
Very Serious Wrestler
XWF FanBase: Hardly anyone to be honest (booed by most fans; hurts people even when not supposed to; often angry and shitty)
XWF Roster Page
Joined: Wed Mar 27 2019
Posts: 370
137,821
Likes Given: 483
Likes Received: 635 in 223 posts
Hates Given: 41
Hates Received: 7 in 7 posts
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Reputation:
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08-01-2019, 06:19 PM
"Lack-o has the floor."
Holder of the most wins in the XWF (Mostly house shows)
Holder of the most draws in XWF (All on Anarchy)
Winner of Sickest Cunt of the Year 2020
Winner of Greatest Wrestler who ever lived 2022
Holder of the world's rarest pog collection (Valued at $200)
Owner of Ned Kaye's cat that Ned named Deepthroat for some weird reason
Voted most feared man by Centurion (Twice!)
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Noah Jackson
Very Serious Wrestler
XWF FanBase: Hardly anyone to be honest (booed by most fans; hurts people even when not supposed to; often angry and shitty)
XWF Roster Page
Joined: Wed Mar 27 2019
Posts: 370
137,821
Likes Given: 483
Likes Received: 635 in 223 posts
Hates Given: 41
Hates Received: 7 in 7 posts
Hates Given: 41
Hates Received: 7 in 7 posts
Reputation:
41
X-Bux: ✘50,000
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08-01-2019, 06:33 PM
"Oh my gosh I never saw that coming! Truly you are the queen of originality. Why don't you stick to stealing lines from my promos you fucking hollow cunt."
Holder of the most wins in the XWF (Mostly house shows)
Holder of the most draws in XWF (All on Anarchy)
Winner of Sickest Cunt of the Year 2020
Winner of Greatest Wrestler who ever lived 2022
Holder of the world's rarest pog collection (Valued at $200)
Owner of Ned Kaye's cat that Ned named Deepthroat for some weird reason
Voted most feared man by Centurion (Twice!)
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Corey Smith
Active in XWF
XWF FanBase: Some of everyone (cheered; very rarely plays dirty but isn't lame either; many likable qualities)
(Where is my roster page?)
Joined: Fri Jan 11 2019
Posts: 1,028
729,967
Likes Given: 1,352
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Hates Given: 9
Hates Received: 36 in 32 posts
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08-01-2019, 06:37 PM
(08-01-2019, 06:23 PM)Lacklan Said: *The Triple Crown Queen smiles, stands, adjusts her skirts, and accepts the floor*
Am I in the wrong room? I was told that this was a reaction to he WORST promo ever released? I assumed it was going to be this one right here.
*adjusts her skirts so that Corey...the pervert...can't see anything while she sits down, folds her hands atop her crossed legs, and patiently awaits the answer to this daunting question*
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Lacklan
World's best at making murderhobos cry
XWF FanBase: The 'cool' kliq fans (booed by casual fans; opportunistic; often plays dirty while setting the trends)
(Where is my roster page?)
Joined: Tue Feb 19 2019
Posts: 853
355,081
Likes Given: 54
Likes Received: 1,064 in 498 posts
Hates Given: 19
Hates Received: 53 in 49 posts
Hates Given: 19
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08-01-2019, 06:40 PM
💋🤗💋🤗💋🤗💋🤗
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B.O.B. D
Registered but either hasn't added self to a roster yet or doesn't RP
XWF FanBase: Mixed (loved by some; hated by some; dips between clean/dirty)
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Posts: 445
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08-01-2019, 07:11 PM
(08-01-2019, 06:37 PM)Lux Said: (08-01-2019, 06:23 PM)Lacklan Said: *The Triple Crown Queen smiles, stands, adjusts her skirts, and accepts the floor*
Am I in the wrong room? I was told that this was a reaction to he WORST promo ever released? I assumed it was going to be this one right here.
*adjusts her skirts so that Corey...the pervert...can't see anything while she sits down, folds her hands atop her crossed legs, and patiently awaits the answer to this daunting question*
![[Image: source.gif]](https://media1.giphy.com/media/3ohhwz86ViRDt0hACA/source.gif)
Because she crossed her legs.
Side note, I would like some royalties for using my likeness in your reaction, Noah.
June 2019 XWF Superstar of the Month
2019 Relentless Fishing Contest Winner
1x XWF World Heavyweight Champion
1x bWo World Heavyweight Champion [despite what Miss Furry or James J. Dildo says]
1x NWF World Heavyweight Champion
2x XWF Xtreme Champion [current]
2x XWF TV Champion
1x XWF Internet Champion
1x NWF World Tag Team Champion (w/Slim)
1x NWF Xtreme Champion
1x NLCW Slamfest Champion
1x LCW Hardcore Champion
3x WWF X-Division Champion
1x WWF World Tag Team Champion (w/Seth Flash)
1x WWF Dark Champion
1x WWF TV Champion
1x EGW Fury Champion
3x XWF Federweight Champion
4x XWF Heavymetalweight Champion
1x 420* Cruiserweight Champion
2x CMW Hardcore Champion
1x XHW T.V. Champion
1x WXC Hardcore Champion
1x XPW U.S. Champion
1x WLFC Tag Team Champion w/Chance
1x WWC T.V. Champion
1x WWC European Champion
1x WWF 24/7Hardcore Champion
2x WLFC 24/7 Hardcore Champion
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Noah Jackson (08-01-2019)
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Noah Jackson
Very Serious Wrestler
XWF FanBase: Hardly anyone to be honest (booed by most fans; hurts people even when not supposed to; often angry and shitty)
XWF Roster Page
Joined: Wed Mar 27 2019
Posts: 370
137,821
Likes Given: 483
Likes Received: 635 in 223 posts
Hates Given: 41
Hates Received: 7 in 7 posts
Hates Given: 41
Hates Received: 7 in 7 posts
Reputation:
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X-Bux: ✘50,000
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08-01-2019, 07:39 PM
"Ugh, yeah fair."
Holder of the most wins in the XWF (Mostly house shows)
Holder of the most draws in XWF (All on Anarchy)
Winner of Sickest Cunt of the Year 2020
Winner of Greatest Wrestler who ever lived 2022
Holder of the world's rarest pog collection (Valued at $200)
Owner of Ned Kaye's cat that Ned named Deepthroat for some weird reason
Voted most feared man by Centurion (Twice!)
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B.O.B. D
Registered but either hasn't added self to a roster yet or doesn't RP
XWF FanBase: Mixed (loved by some; hated by some; dips between clean/dirty)
(Where is my roster page?)
Joined: Tue Mar 19 2019
Posts: 445
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Likes Given: 514
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08-02-2019, 06:17 AM
(08-02-2019, 06:03 AM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: I heard there was some sex stank in this room, did I come to the right place?
That's no way to talk about Lux.
June 2019 XWF Superstar of the Month
2019 Relentless Fishing Contest Winner
1x XWF World Heavyweight Champion
1x bWo World Heavyweight Champion [despite what Miss Furry or James J. Dildo says]
1x NWF World Heavyweight Champion
2x XWF Xtreme Champion [current]
2x XWF TV Champion
1x XWF Internet Champion
1x NWF World Tag Team Champion (w/Slim)
1x NWF Xtreme Champion
1x NLCW Slamfest Champion
1x LCW Hardcore Champion
3x WWF X-Division Champion
1x WWF World Tag Team Champion (w/Seth Flash)
1x WWF Dark Champion
1x WWF TV Champion
1x EGW Fury Champion
3x XWF Federweight Champion
4x XWF Heavymetalweight Champion
1x 420* Cruiserweight Champion
2x CMW Hardcore Champion
1x XHW T.V. Champion
1x WXC Hardcore Champion
1x XPW U.S. Champion
1x WLFC Tag Team Champion w/Chance
1x WWC T.V. Champion
1x WWC European Champion
1x WWF 24/7Hardcore Champion
2x WLFC 24/7 Hardcore Champion
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Lacklan
World's best at making murderhobos cry
XWF FanBase: The 'cool' kliq fans (booed by casual fans; opportunistic; often plays dirty while setting the trends)
(Where is my roster page?)
Joined: Tue Feb 19 2019
Posts: 853
355,081
Likes Given: 54
Likes Received: 1,064 in 498 posts
Hates Given: 19
Hates Received: 53 in 49 posts
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08-02-2019, 07:13 AM
(08-02-2019, 06:17 AM)BigD Said: (08-02-2019, 06:03 AM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: I heard there was some sex stank in this room, did I come to the right place?
That's no way to talk about Lux.
He said 'sex,' BigDTF, not 'a mixture of loneliness, desperation, and Jergen's with aloe'
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B.O.B. D
Registered but either hasn't added self to a roster yet or doesn't RP
XWF FanBase: Mixed (loved by some; hated by some; dips between clean/dirty)
(Where is my roster page?)
Joined: Tue Mar 19 2019
Posts: 445
347,194
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08-02-2019, 10:53 AM
My bad, Latchlund.
June 2019 XWF Superstar of the Month
2019 Relentless Fishing Contest Winner
1x XWF World Heavyweight Champion
1x bWo World Heavyweight Champion [despite what Miss Furry or James J. Dildo says]
1x NWF World Heavyweight Champion
2x XWF Xtreme Champion [current]
2x XWF TV Champion
1x XWF Internet Champion
1x NWF World Tag Team Champion (w/Slim)
1x NWF Xtreme Champion
1x NLCW Slamfest Champion
1x LCW Hardcore Champion
3x WWF X-Division Champion
1x WWF World Tag Team Champion (w/Seth Flash)
1x WWF Dark Champion
1x WWF TV Champion
1x EGW Fury Champion
3x XWF Federweight Champion
4x XWF Heavymetalweight Champion
1x 420* Cruiserweight Champion
2x CMW Hardcore Champion
1x XHW T.V. Champion
1x WXC Hardcore Champion
1x XPW U.S. Champion
1x WLFC Tag Team Champion w/Chance
1x WWC T.V. Champion
1x WWC European Champion
1x WWF 24/7Hardcore Champion
2x WLFC 24/7 Hardcore Champion
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