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Noah Jackson · (08-01-2019)

TITLE SHOULD BE: Gloriously Awesome vs Cunt Fucks

Don't believe title was appropriate as a summary......

Told through the words of The Miz:

There's nothing better in the world than waking up and having a heavily pregnant horny wife who wants sex. What a great way to start the day, especially after waiting a whole first trimester where she doesn't really want to be touched.

I was having a hot shower to wash away the love making smells, when Maryse sticks her head through the bathroom door.

MARYSE: "Gloriously Awful,"

I kept calm but on the inside I was fuming and as I got dressed in silence Maryse knew it too. She quickly left me alone and I went and collected my stuff.

Bloody Paul Heyman, I thought, always opening his big fat mouth after I warned him about not messing with XWF Management because unlike the WWE management, these lot were unforgiving. And now we were on the backfoot.

Absolutely Awful, what a sad fucking way to be known as.

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"Because together with Bobby Roode we are going to put Noah Cunt Jackson and Fuzz Fucker in their place and win our first round match and book ourselves in the second round because I am the Miz and I am..........."

"AWESOME"

"Fucking comedy, cunts. Everyone look at that embarrassing shit, it is a fucking gold mine."

http://xwf99.com/showthread.php?tid=34260

Lacklan · **08-01-2019, 05:53 PM**

*sits in silence for a while after the reaction ends. Raises hand. And even THAT seems like the movement of royalty*

Question!

Corey Smith · **08-01-2019, 06:00 PM**

Yeesh that's....huh....

.....yikes.

Lacklan · **08-01-2019, 06:04 PM**

*turns to Corey and sniffs super loud*

Wait your turn!

*turns back to Noah and begins to wave hand around like Hermione dying to show how smart she is*

Noah Jackson · **08-01-2019, 06:19 PM**

"Lack-o has the floor."

Lacklan · **08-01-2019, 06:23 PM**

*The Triple Crown Queen smiles, stands, adjusts her skirts, and accepts the floor*

Am I in the wrong room? I was told that this was a reaction to he WORST promo ever released? I assumed it was going to be this one right here.

*adjusts her skirts so that Corey...the pervert...can't see anything while she sits down, folds her hands atop her crossed legs, and patiently awaits the answer to this daunting question*

Noah Jackson · **08-01-2019, 06:33 PM**

"Oh my gosh I never saw that coming! Truly you are the queen of originality. Why don't you stick to stealing lines from my promos you fucking hollow cunt."

Corey Smith · **08-01-2019, 06:37 PM**

(08-01-2019, 06:23 PM)Lacklan Said: *The Triple Crown Queen smiles, stands, adjusts her skirts, and accepts the floor*

Am I in the wrong room? I was told that this was a reaction to he WORST promo ever released? I assumed it was going to be this one right here.

*adjusts her skirts so that Corey...the pervert...can't see anything while she sits down, folds her hands atop her crossed legs, and patiently awaits the answer to this daunting question*

Lacklan · **08-01-2019, 06:40 PM**

💋🤗💋🤗💋🤗💋🤗

Big D · (08-01-2019)

(08-01-2019, 06:37 PM)Lux Said:
(08-01-2019, 06:23 PM)Lacklan Said: *The Triple Crown Queen smiles, stands, adjusts her skirts, and accepts the floor*

Am I in the wrong room? I was told that this was a reaction to he WORST promo ever released? I assumed it was going to be this one right here.

*adjusts her skirts so that Corey...the pervert...can't see anything while she sits down, folds her hands atop her crossed legs, and patiently awaits the answer to this daunting question*

Because she crossed her legs.

Side note, I would like some royalties for using my likeness in your reaction, Noah.

Noah Jackson · (08-01-2019)

"Ugh, yeah fair."

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · **08-02-2019, 06:03 AM**

I heard there was some sex stank in this room, did I come to the right place?

Big D · **08-02-2019, 06:17 AM**

(08-02-2019, 06:03 AM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: I heard there was some sex stank in this room, did I come to the right place?

That's no way to talk about Lux.

Lacklan · (08-02-2019)

(08-02-2019, 06:17 AM)BigD Said:
(08-02-2019, 06:03 AM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: I heard there was some sex stank in this room, did I come to the right place?

That's no way to talk about Lux.

He said 'sex,' BigDTF, not 'a mixture of loneliness, desperation, and Jergen's with aloe'

Big D · **08-02-2019, 10:53 AM**

My bad, Latchlund.

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