Prof. Bobby Bourbon
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01-15-2019, 11:56 PM
We see Robbie walking down an empty hall, only to discover Vita sitting upright, the Xtreme Title across her shoulder, passed out.
Aw. Poor thing.
Robbie scoops Vita up and cradles the lass in his arms. He carries her into a room with a cot and lays her in it. Afterward, he looks around, and finds a marker. He signs the Xtreme Championship for her. As she nestles silently in the cot, he looks at the camera and puts a finger in front of his mouth to signal quiet. He daintily places his pointer finger on her shoulder, then begins to count with his fingers.
1...
2...
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Vita Frickin Valenteen
Vicious Frickin Vampire

XWF FanBase: Some of everyone (cheered; very rarely plays dirty but isn't lame either; many likable qualities)
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01-16-2019, 02:54 AM
”OH”
“EM”
VV kicks out with a force so strong, it leaves aftershocks radiating through the room!
”GEEEEEEE!”
VV springs to life, bouncing all over the room like a hyperactive child on a sugar rush.
”I CANT BELIEVE IT! ROBBIE BOURBON HERE LIVE AND IN PERSON, AND HE’S HANGING OUT WITH MEEEEEEE!”
VV swoons like a twelve year old at a One Direction concert.
”MR. BOURBON, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU’RE MY FAVORITE WRESTLER AND I’M NIT EVEN MAD THAT TOU TRIED TO PIN ME FOR THE XTREME TITLE! IN FACT, I’M KINDA SAD TGAT YOU DIDN’T WIN IT!”
“OH WELL, THENS THE BRICKS MISTER!”
VV’s eyes light up as she realizes...
”OMG, I JUST BEAT ROBBIE BOURBON IN AN IMPROMPTU MATCH!”
“THIS IS LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE!”
“WAIT UNTIL I TELL MY FRIENDS!”
“THEY’RE NEVER GOING TO BELIEVE ME!”
“ROBBIE, CAN I GET YOU TOO...”
That’s when she realizes that Robbie is gone.
”AWWW MAN!”
VV look towards the camera.
”HEY! Did you get all of that?”
The camera nods yes.
”AWESOME!”
“That means that my victory over Robbie Bourbon will be viewable online, yeah?”
The camera nods yes once again.
VV suddenly freezes up in fearful dread of people seeing that footage.
”Um, can we edit out my post match spaz out?”
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1x Anarchy Champion
1x Xtreme Champion
2x Television Champion
1x Lord Of Violence (March 2022)
2x Tag Team Champion
2x Freestyle Champion
3x Heavy Metalweight Champion
1x Federweight Champion
24/7 Briefcase Winner - March 2019
2019 Tweener Of The Year
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Prof. Bobby Bourbon
Active in XWF
XWF FanBase: The 'cool' kliq fans (booed by casual fans; opportunistic; often plays dirty while setting the trends)
XWF Roster Page
Joined: Thu May 28 2015
Posts: 1,538
765,715
Likes Given: 1,549
Likes Received: 2,576 in 870 posts
Hates Given: 37
Hates Received: 129 in 114 posts
Hates Given: 37
Hates Received: 129 in 114 posts
Reputation:
107
X-Bux: ✘109,500
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01-16-2019, 11:05 AM
Robbie's belly shakes, trying not to laugh too hard.
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