Kid Kool is visiting his Uncle Bernie, who is an alcoholic, crack addicted, marijuana addicted, heroine addicted asshole who always gives KK a hard time, but he is also KK's wrestling trainer, so it's a necessary burden. Suddenly, Bernie hears a noise at the back door. He motions KK to wait, as Bernie walks toward the door... the door swings open, almost hitting Bernie in the face. The man is a very big man, and he steps to the side, revealing Madison Dyson. For some reason she's decided to track KK down, wielding a javelin. She sends it soaring in his direction... he rolls out of the way, before striking with a fame-asser... he goes for the pin, his Unc' goes to count;

1...

2...

Madison kicks out again!



FIVE, FIVE FAILURES IN A ROW! AH AH AH!