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As I drunk Guiness, I grow sober...
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03-15-2013, 04:58 PM

Okay... I'ma toss a throwback to Stone Cold here.



Wife and I went to a Mexican Restaurant at 6 P.M.

'Stone Drunk' Andrew Irish had 1 green beer.

He thought about things, ate his burrito and then guess what?

WHAT?

He had two beers.

Wife was getting antsy so guess what?

He had three beers.

A jumbo margarita.

4 beers.

5 beers.

6 beers.

7 beers.

8 beers.

Then he went home and cracked open the Guiness.

He's had 1 Guiness.

2 Guiness.

3 Guiness....

... and now he's feeling more sober.

Jameson on the Horizon about midnight.

Then he'll have 1 shot of whiskey.

2 shots of whiskey.

5 shots of whiskey.

half a bottle of Whiskey.

A full bottle of whiskey.

a 6 pack of Blue Moon.

a 6 pack of Magic Hat...

... tonight, WHAT?

The Cyren is gonna strip butt-naked and do an Irish Jig.
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