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As I drunk Guiness, I grow sober... - C Y R E N - 03-15-2013
Okay... I'ma toss a throwback to Stone Cold here.
Wife and I went to a Mexican Restaurant at 6 P.M.
'Stone Drunk' Andrew Irish had 1 green beer.
He thought about things, ate his burrito and then guess what?
WHAT?
He had two beers.
Wife was getting antsy so guess what?
He had three beers.
A jumbo margarita.
4 beers.
5 beers.
6 beers.
7 beers.
8 beers.
Then he went home and cracked open the Guiness.
He's had 1 Guiness.
2 Guiness.
3 Guiness....
... and now he's feeling more sober.
Jameson on the Horizon about midnight.
Then he'll have 1 shot of whiskey.
2 shots of whiskey.
5 shots of whiskey.
half a bottle of Whiskey.
A full bottle of whiskey.
a 6 pack of Blue Moon.
a 6 pack of Magic Hat...
... tonight, WHAT?
The Cyren is gonna strip butt-naked and do an Irish Jig.
As I drunk Guiness, I grow sober... - C Y R E N - 03-16-2013
Update: Mission Accomplished.
Update: Head feels like it got murdered by a weedwacker.
RE: As I drunk Guiness, I grow sober... - Peter Fn Gilmour - 03-16-2013
WHAT?