Thaddeus appears via satellite because of course he does.  In front of him rests the big book of XWF rules it's massive.  Like 71 inches thick but there's only one word per page.

Anyway, Thad has someone on speaker and puts on a powdered wig.

So, you know Charlie.  Always tryna take other people's shit.

Of course says former Xtreme Court Justice Theo Pryce.  That’s the Charlie we all know and loathe.

There’s some debate to be had here whether or not the pin is even legitimate.

Did the champion kickout?

Define kickout...

Well being it's Charlie, I'd look for any violation possible to invalidate his attempt.

Thad ponders.

Sometimes he can't help himself and keeps talking after the champion tried to kickout.

He did that, Thad replied.  Looked like he was so excited to point out something that he broke the cardinal rule and... kept talking.

Well then I guess that settles it.

Thanks Unc.

You're welcome, Theo replied.  Next time you call, ask about my family before talking about the XWF.  I'm retired.

Yeah we'll see.  Thad abruptly ends the call then stares into the camera.

By the power vested in me by the abrupt retirement of Uncke Theo, err I mean Theo Pryce, this court rules in favor of the defending champion Scoops McGee.

Charlie's insistence on continuing to have his outbursts will cost him yet another title reigns.

Case dismissed.

BANG BANG.