Flynn very slightly lifts one shoulder off the ground! Juuuuuuuuuust enough to break the pin attempt.

Flynn glances toward a climate scientist, who is watching numbers shoot out of a printer.

...

The scientist gives a thumbs-up!

Flynn's minimalist kick out produces minimal carbon emissions! It's 40% greener than the next-leading wrestler's kickout!

"Edward may not get biggest belt, but he might get a Noble Prize for his contributions to a more efficient kickout."

Several scientists struggle with a wheelbarrow containing... wait, THAT'S the noble prize? I've never seen one in person...



"It's big and shiny! And if you tie leather around it, it could be a belt!"