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Doctor Louis D'Ville · (05-16-2023)

Mark Flynn sat along a stormy beachfront reading the encyclopedia when a seagull bumbled over and perched on a post beside him. It watched Mark Flynn closely for a solid seven seconds before it squawked!

"Hey, man! It's fuckin' rainin' out here! Shouldn't you get inside?!"

Mark Flynn paid no attention. Regardless of the weather and his already drenched Britannica, he licked his finger and turned the page.

"Whatever,man!" said the seagull, and it flew away.

Mark Flynn continued to read when a turtle, who happened to be passing by, stopped.

"Yo, dude! Tide's coming in brother! I'd take a walk if I were you."

Again, Mark Flynn paid no attention and, once again, licked his finger and turned another page.

"Whatever, man!" said the turtle, and it jumped in the water and swam away.

Mark Flynn continued to read when a little crab stumbled out of the water from the strong tide. It struggled around pathetically until finding it's legs again and looked up to Mark Flynn.

"You know what? Forget it man..."

The little crab salutes then doesn't even bother finishing it's little sentence before diving back into the water and disappearing. Mark Flynn never stopped reading. It wasn't long after that a manged, ugly, starved looking fox came around, but was instantly spooked away when a tall, dark, n' handsome showed up and simply appeared next to Mark Flynn.

Hello, my friend.

Doc looked down at the encyclopedia in Mark Flynn's hands.

You're well weathered.

A crack of lightning struck down on the book, bursting into nothing but ash in Mark Flynn's hands.

You're well weathered... BUT. Climate's changing!

Doc stands up and points down at Mark Flynn! The stormy weather clears around them and a ray of sunshine points down from the sky directly onto Mark Flynn! Doc shouts at the top of his lungs.....

I PIN YOU!

Then Doc actually pins Flynn somehow.

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