Two little piggies playing big bad wolf trying to pin Little Greek Atty Hood. She was absolutely tired of feeling the hairs of their chinnie chin chins on her perfectly bronzed Mediterranean skin. 

Annoyed and frustrated Atty started to shout but instead she huffed and puffed and she kicked the fuck out.

Didn't matter if her house was built of straw, of wood, or even of brick. These pigs wouldn't stop, they were being complete dicks.

She wouldn't build a straw house,  or wood, or even brick to keep them out. Instead she had a better idea and gave Lizz Truss a shout.




"Hey Lizz, you Cunt, it's Atty from Greece. I'll trade these pigs for our marbles...don't forget a single fucking piece!"