MATH IS BACK.

Y’ALL READY FOR MAAAAAAAAAAAAATH?!?

By the way, Disclaimers are dead. If you pick something that I didn’t pick, you’re wrong. Y’all have been wrong for months now. Also, I don’t hide my math in spoilers anymore. Read the whole thing. HERE WE GO.

STATS.


Mastermind
June Record: 2-0

Garry Nelson
June Record: 1-0

Jason Cashe
June Record: 3-0

Flynn & NK
June Record: 2-0

Unknown Solider
June Record: 1-1

Vita Valenteen
June Record: 1-2

OTHER
Dolly Waters
June Record: 2-1, w/ 1 No Contest

Raion Kido
June Record: 0-0

Charlie Nickles
June Record: 1-1

So obviously, let’s cut everyone who had a record of 500 or lower. That leaves…

Dolly, Flynn-NK, Cashe, Garry, Mastermind

Okay, let’s cut myself because I’ll vote for myself WHEN I’VE GODDAMNED EARNED IT

Dolly, Cashe, Garry, Mastermind

Let’s also cut Garry. Good month, but he’s wrestled the fewest matches of all remaining contestants.

Dolly, Cashe, Mastermind

I do wanna give a shout-out to Dolly for what I hope is the beginning of a beautiful rest of the year, great work all month. But, I’ma hang onto my vote for when the rebirth of Dolly Waters hits its peak. And it’s fucking coming.

Cashe, Mastermind

So… Fuck. Two dudes who have been killing it on Anarchy.

Let me tell you why I’m giving my vote to Jason Cashe. He has become the unsung champion of Anarchy. I don’t think he’s lost a singles match in his entire time on the Anarchy roster.

The dude has just been quietly killing it week in and week out.

Mastermind had a killer month and I hope he hangs onto the belt for a while so I can vote for him.

But, Jason Cashe hasn’t gotten a SOTM nod up to this point and this was a KILLER month for him.

Cashe all the way.