(12-26-2021, 11:37 PM)Charlie Nickles Said: “Wrestlers are self-made businesses? Elijah thinks Terry Borden is a self-made business?”

Charlie’s snarl turns to a mocking grin.

“Well then, I guess these wantrepreneurs better start calling me the Great Recession cause I’m putting self-made business after self-made business out of fucking business! I’ve ended so many self-made businesses that economists are going to start calling me Charlie Maynard Keynes!”







fuk u that's brilliant

Ugh, fuck you. But fine, I'll throw you a bone. Just change your fucking font colour so it doesn't make my eyes bleed like Ned when he used Courier, or else I'll never vote for you for anything again. At least on Savage it wasn’t bolded too.

Charlie Nickles on Savage Said:“I’m going to teach each and every one of you that you don’t disrespect The Nickleman on Saturday nights! I’ll have you know I am a FAMOUS CELEBRITY OF HISTORICAL IMPORTANCE! My grandfather invented the nickel! My family has been giving gifts to the American public for YEARS- and now it’s my turn!

So I’m going to give each and every one of you the gift of obeying and respecting your betters…..that means me! So shut your fucking mouths and listen up before I reach out and slap the ballsacks off each and every one of your vaginas!"