Full disclosure, I'm drunk af and when I say hold my beer, please Thunder Knuckles hold my beer because this bitch has been at the wrong end of Vinny's dick for too long now.

Let me start by saying Sarah, I love you. You're an in inspiration to the women of XWF because without you we would be still playing Roxy Cotton's 90's porno roles in this company.

Seriously, Roxy rode one of these fucker's face to win this bullshit title. I love sex as much as the next person but standards bitch and clearly Sarah has none because instead of truly rocking this shit hole companies world and really representing with, I don't know...a Universal Title reign because facts are facts, she could and would fuck the kings world over, she lays down for Right Said Fred and panders for the Anarchy crowd.

Fucking Anarchy, seriously Sar. It's not Warfare but still, that's the big huzzah for you. Slapping Ruby around. Pfft, she thinks shes a god damn super hero making a difference in a universe with time traveling assassins, clown gods, zombies, and whatever else the not Carbon Copy, Fun, edgy, creative ass hats decide to do.

Spoiler: Whatever they decide on, it will involve typical social taboos to put you on edge because they lack empathy, a moral compass, or anything resembling courage because they hide behind the old 'freedom of speech constitutional BS all bigots hold dear because American ideals are the world's ideals.

But I fucking Digress! Sarah your better than this. I'm better than this...but the point is Dove, I have to try half as hard to be just as good.Thats fact and none of the subjective bs you're going to spout back is going change that.

Now give me that belt before I smack those contacts out your albino face and red mist this floor with your blood.