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Noah Jackson Offline

Very Serious Wrestler

XWF FanBase:
Hardly anyone to be honest
(booed by most fans; hurts people even when not supposed to; often angry and shitty)

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10-07-2019, 05:57 PM

"I blame Lane."

"New account, give us a follow cunts. @Jack_Noahson"

"While I'm here just gonna say some shit."

"Duke's a fucking pissbaby and doesn't deserve to be in the fed let alone have a title attached to his doughy fuck form."

"Big D is the biggest waste of time this company has ever seen. He's shit, he should know he's shit but as long as he has money in his pocket he can buy himself some dick pills so he can stoke his steadily deflating ego more."

"Lane's a fucking sack."

"Lux is a cuck."

"Centurion is a shit cunt. Fucking making himself the main event, the fuck you delicate little pussy?"

"Mastermind is still the worst wrestler on the roster."

"Theo Pryce does fuck all but pipes up just enough so we don't forget him. Like a turd that floats back up after you flush it. WHERE'S THE BRACKET, CUNT!?"

"Ruby is scared of me."

"These Misfit cunts are a joke. Like Bobby Roode, Miz and Kennedy all over again but this time in a less recognisable package."

"Where the fuck is James Raven?"

"D'Ville is a fucking washed-up let down."

"Anarchy sucks, Savage sucks and Warfare is somehow worse than both."

"Lacklan is a fake cunt. Kenzi's alright to be honest, just a shame she has to carry that tumour around."

"Ned Kaye can eat a buffet of dicks."

"Drew Archyle needs to give me my fucking cat! Cunt!"

"Eat shit."

"Hail Satan."

"Fuzz is sick."

"Hi VV."

FORMER:

W | L | D
226 | 11 | 81

Star of the Month (August 2019)
1/3 Star of the Month (January 2020) with Fuzz and our Subaru
RP of the Month (November 2019) with Big Disappointment

Holder of the most wins in the XWF (Mostly house shows)

Holder of the most draws in XWF (All on Anarchy)

Winner of Sickest Cunt of the Year 2020

Winner of Greatest Wrestler who ever lived 2022

Holder of the world's rarest pog collection (Valued at $200)

Owner of Ned Kaye's cat that Ned named Deepthroat for some weird reason

Voted most feared man by Centurion (Twice!)

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