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Vita Frickin Valenteen · (09-12-2019)

"Okay, so a while back I was told that the XWF marketing department had been put to task to create my very first T-SHIRT! So I was totally excited to see what kind of awesome design they would come up with for me! I imagined something cool, cute, and pink.... VERY VERY PINK!"

"What I ended up with was nothing less than a COLOSSAL DISAPPOINTMENT!"

"Well VV fans around the WORLD can REJOICE! Because --> I <-- have ONCE AGAIN done what I do every time that I'm served up a GIANT TURD and asked to make something DECENT of it..."

"HI BOBBI!"

"So as you may have guess. I've taken it upon myself to sit down and PERSONALLY design the very first piece of merchandise to be presented to the VV-NATION!"

"Now, before we get to the unveiling, we need to take a moment to remember that there are a FEW people in this world who are BONEHEADS and DON'T watch ALL of MY promotional videos! So for those IDIOTS, here is the original CRAP-ASS design that Vinnie had his "team" come up with..."

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"BARRRRRF!!!"

I"I mean COME ON! That has got to be the ABSOLUTE WORST T-shirt design in the HISTORY OF THE WORLD! What are we even looking at? Nothing about THAT shirt even feels REMOTELY like it represents ME!"

"FIRST OFF! That's the most GENERIC drawing I've EVER SEEN! Seriously! Look at it, it looks like Lane shoved a pencil up his ass and traced out of some "How to draw manga for beginners" books!" Next, THAT costume? That's NOT what I wear, not even close, unless you count basic understanding of colors as close. Those hearts in the background... Or are those supposed to be two V's? Either way, THEY SUCK, it ALL SUCKS!"

"But not anymore! Because I have managed to capture the true essence of myself, Vita Valenteen! To do that, I just thought to myself, what are the three characteristics that would BEST describe me? Well, I'm cute, yet ferocious, and I ALWAYS play fair!"

"Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce the ONLY must buy T-Shirt in the XWF today..."

"The Vita Valenteen FAIR PLAY T-shirt!!!"

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"Order yours TODAY for only 2000 xbux!"

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