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Unknown Soldier · (08-21-2019)

Soldier is damn near destroyed by the holy water, in fact so much so that he kicks out of the pin attempt at the very last nanosecond before the ref can make the three count. He then runs around, flailing his arms in the air and screaming.

Unknown Soldier: "I'm melting! I'm melting!"

He continues to wander around aimlessly, looking blinded and confused until finally, he pulls from his pants pocket a small vial of infected goats blood. Tainted by the dark lord SATAN! himself! He drizzles it over his head and clearly it's not enough to subside the holy water. He continues to struggle, but then manages to pull out another vial and repeat the previous process. He pulls out another and another and another until eventually, he reaches exactly 666 vials of tainted goats blood. He starts breathing heavily and begins to calm down. He sees Steven Justice in the corner looking rather bewildered at what has just transcribed. Soldier kicks him in the balls 666 times and then screams in his face.

Unknown Soldier: "Thought you could get me with the same trick I got you! Fucker! My belt now! Mine! MineMineMineMineMineMineMine!"

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