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"The Wolf of Afghanistan" Joshua Schuler · (11-22-2017)

"Yawn. Empty threats aren't very entertaining. I wouldn't want to get three Championship opportunities in a role and strike out either. Bwarhahaha! You know what is funniest about that, I wouldn't have taken a strike on the first pitch let alone all three! No, this Motherfucker would have hit a home-fucking-run! Paper Champion my hairy asshole! Not my fault if no one has the balls to accept the open challenge in the Coliseum for a Savage showing and management keeps feeding me opponents you don't find of any worth... Why don't you change that and be apart of glorious defeat the first Savage in December? Oh, nevermind you are lightyears beyond the XWF Television championship and it doesn't have to deal with your baby testicles you have tucked between your legs! Fuck you! Fuck Jim Caedus! Fuck The Apex! Whenever you feel froggy boy, just leap and follow the path of slain bodies until you find my Coliseum and catch these motherfuckin hands.... Beeeee-otch!"

Just as Pig is saying "Beeeee-otch!" he signals for 'The Apex' to suck it while spiraling his wrists, throwing Boomknucks. BWP then slaps his Television Championship that is draped over his shoulder like the skin of a kill for a hunter. Pig then lights up one of his infamous Hog's Legs and turns away from the two asshats so he can enjoy his 'happy' time in peace.

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