Dean and his friends hate Pokemon.

This means none of what was just theorized could take place but perhaps it was Hunter Payne on a lot of hallucinogens.

Here's what REALLY HAPPENED...

Hunter was really angry from the last failed attempt when Dean proved once again to be DA BOMB up in this piece. Hunter hunted down Dean and found Dean in the forest with several gay men. They weren't doing anything weird or disgusting; just having some beers and chilling in the forest on a nice day.

Hunter must have been on so many drugs that instead of seeing Dean with grown men, he saw a bunch of "midgets or children" and was unable to determine which they were...well, because they were neither.

Hunter reaches into his pocket to pull out what he calls a Pokeball.

In reality, he just unzipped his pants and pulled his BALL out. Yes...just one ball; not both.

Dean and his gay friends just keep watching - this is NOT the type of thing they'll interrupt!

Hunter makes like he's a pitcher and pretends to throw his ball at them but instead he throws nothing and stumbles forward, tripping over a branch. He smashes head first into a beer keg and passes out with beer spilling into his open mouth as he lays on the ground.

Dean and his friends look at each other. Dean feels bad that this pin attempt went so much worse than the last one so he actually pulls Hunter on top of himself!

• Yeah baby let's get you pinnin' me... let's get you all up in me.
  
  

Dean is smiling and laughing as his friends summon a gay referee to the forest gathering and he begins to count.

ONE

TWO

BUT DEAN KICKS OUT!



Hours later, Hunter wakes up in the forest feeling drunk and soaked in booze. He not only wonders how in the fuck he got there, but more importantly WHERE THE FUCK DID HIS PANTS GO?