X-treme Wrestling Federation

Hunter Payne is really angry from his last pin attempt and decides to find Dean and confront him, when he does Dean is either with a bunch of midgets or kids. Hunter Payne reaches in his pocket and pulls out a pokeball. Dean laughs with the midget-children, Hunter then turns his hat to the side, the camera zooms out, and he throws the pokeball like it's a baseball...

CRACK!!!!

Now either Dean and his friends were on a lot of hallucinogens or The pokeball hit Dean in the head so hard that they think they saw Charizard. Charizard uses flamethrower and burns Dean into ashes. All of the midget-children run back to the lollipop guild in terror....

In reality, Dean is screaming in horror on the floor, having a really bad trip triggered by the pokeball to his head. As Hunter runs up and holds Dean down for the pin...

ONE...



TWO....

Dean and his friends hate Pokemon.

This means none of what was just theorized could take place but perhaps it was Hunter Payne on a lot of hallucinogens.

Here's what REALLY HAPPENED...

Hunter was really angry from the last failed attempt when Dean proved once again to be DA BOMB up in this piece. Hunter hunted down Dean and found Dean in the forest with several gay men. They weren't doing anything weird or disgusting; just having some beers and chilling in the forest on a nice day.

Hunter must have been on so many drugs that instead of seeing Dean with grown men, he saw a bunch of "midgets or children" and was unable to determine which they were...well, because they were neither.

Hunter reaches into his pocket to pull out what he calls a Pokeball.

In reality, he just unzipped his pants and pulled his BALL out. Yes...just one ball; not both.

Dean and his gay friends just keep watching - this is NOT the type of thing they'll interrupt!

Hunter makes like he's a pitcher and pretends to throw his ball at them but instead he throws nothing and stumbles forward, tripping over a branch. He smashes head first into a beer keg and passes out with beer spilling into his open mouth as he lays on the ground.

Dean and his friends look at each other. Dean feels bad that this pin attempt went so much worse than the last one so he actually pulls Hunter on top of himself!

• Yeah baby let's get you pinnin' me... let's get you all up in me.
  
  

Dean is smiling and laughing as his friends summon a gay referee to the forest gathering and he begins to count.

ONE

TWO

BUT DEAN KICKS OUT!



Hours later, Hunter wakes up in the forest feeling drunk and soaked in booze. He not only wonders how in the fuck he got there, but more importantly WHERE THE FUCK DID HIS PANTS GO?