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"The Wolf of Afghanistan" Joshua Schuler · (05-08-2017)

Bearded War Pig is strolling down the hall with his Boom Stick (His custom AK-47 with barbwire wrapped around the buttstock) resting on his right shoulder. Not worried about being cut from the razor wire with the protection from his flak jacket covering his torso. It is tan and is in the shape of a muscle shirt with half an inch thick combat tested Sapi plates snuggled in vital positions to protect organs. The AK is custom from his second deployment while in the Marines. Bearded War Pig raises his left arm, placing two fingers in his mouth and whistling to small figure ahead. Dolly Waters turns around with the X-Treme Championship dangling off of her shoulders.

"Hey sweet cheeks aren't you a little young to be running around here with no supervision?"

Dolly shakes her head not wanting to have to deal with another pedophile dirtbag.

Dolly Waters: "For FUCK's sake another one of you scumbags who obviously are incompetent in getting willful intercourse!?"

"Sorry Dolls I'm here for one thing and one thing only. That's the strap that rests on those very petite shoulders. How in the hell is the XWF Xtreme division being lead by a TINY TITTIED TOT? God Bless all the hard chargers who have been DEMANDING a return of B!"

Crowd: "B!"

"W!"

Crowd: "W!"

"P!"

Crowd: "P!"

Dolly grows furious as the audience from the house show can be heard for miles. With her sharply white teeth tightly pressed together. She charges toward the wide-smiled Bearded War Pig. The X-Treme Championship flys off of her shoulder as her speed picks up like a little agile baby ninja. Just as Dolly reaches under three feet away from the returning B.W.P she leaps in the air. Raising her Championship Belt in the air to smash on B.W.P's head. Suddenly a net in the colors of the American flag falls from the rafters of the hallway tangling and knocking Dolly to the floor. B.W.P grasps the barrel of his Boom Stick with both hands and begins bludgeoning Dolly with the barbwire wrapped buttstock. Full force swing after full force swing the net around Dolly begins to tear into nothing but shredded dyed fabric. Bearded War Pig stops for a second and looks down at a cut, bruised, and battered Unified X-Treme Champion.

"Sorry Dolls didn't want us to start out on this note. It's just you have the Championship I prided myself on when I first came to the XWF and well I am back. Which means I want my title back and no fucken buddy is going to stop this WAR DOG!"

Bearded War Pig slams the Boom Stick down into the back of Dolly's skull about four more times. He then drops the Boom Stick on the hallway cement floor. B.W.P then walks over to the red, white, and blue Dolly, aggressively yanking her to her feet. War Pig then wraps his left arm around her neck and slams her face first into the barbwire end of the Boom Stick followed by the hook of a leg for the...

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