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Unknown Soldier · (08-18-2016)

Soldier kicks out by flailing around like an insane madman in a furry of seizures. It's a proven fact that when you lose your head instantaneously, that you flail around, hence the coined phrase, 'flop around like a chicken with it's head cut off'. Foolish doctor didn't even think that one through before making the pin attempt. What kind of a quack is this so called Doctor? Greggo comes running up to Unknown Soldier dressed up as a clown. He carries behind him a helium tank and around his wrist is attached a collection of balloons, some shaped like elephants and dogs but most shaped like penises.

He sees his downed and headless friend, and immediately gets to work. Plugging the end of his tank with a hose and then hooking the other end of the hose up to his friends hole in his neck. Eventually the air from the helium tank fills Soldier's head back up, as it expands to 666 times larger than it was before. Before he can float away completely with the helium now filling his brain, Greggo reaches up with a string and ties Soldier's pinky finger with a string, and then ties the other end of the string around his wrist. Soldier floats just slightly above his head, along with the rest of the penis, elephant, and dog balloons.

"Thanks for helping me get high, Doctor! I'll just be floating away now! Bye Bye!"

Greggo begins to run away as Soldier floats closely behind him over his head. His Xtreme title drooping down as it hangs barely in his left hand as he floats away. The scene cuts away after the Xtreme title smacks Doctor D'ville in the face and Soldier floats away laughing in the most historically way possible. Soldier can do that, because his history in the XWF is so significant that his laughter will go down as a historic memory.

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