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Unknown Soldier · (07-31-2016)

Soldier kicks out. As hard and as vigorous as a corpse can, which doesn't really make sense because he's actually alive and breathing, but I guess will just have to go with it since that's the term that this Doctor, a man with a doctorate, can't even tell whether or not someone is living or not. What kind of Doctor is he then anyways? Did he fail his anatomy classes? At least he's observant enough to notice and say that I am STILL the Xtreme Champion. He certainly didn't fail his XWF history class at least.

"Hello, my

!"

Doctor D'Ville gets enraged after hearing Soldier disgrace his catch phrase in such a way, until Soldier points to the ground where the exploding cigarette lay.

"You'll have to excuse me, Scully has been teaching me British slang so that he can make excuses for his own blubbering idiocy. That way he can use his inability to sound coherently correct as a scapegoat, using British slang as an excuse for being dumb as fuck."

Soldier knocks the entire pack of cigarettes out of Doctor D'ville's hands. The good doctor then prepares to fight the demon dicked defiler as Soldier reaches into his pocket, to pull out a gun? A knife? His dick? No! He pulls out a dusty light bulb. As dusty and thick and stale as the dessert air, smelling even worse of rotting flesh and battery acid then their immediate surroundings. Soldier loads the light bulb with some crystallized substance that everyone knows, including the Doctor, what Soldier's known smoke of choice to be. He lights the bottom of the light bulb with Doctor D'Ville's lighter, sparking the methamphetamine and turning it into smoke, then he sticks a straw down the end of the bulb and inhales an enormous cloud of smoke, exhaling it directly into the good Doctor's face.

"I know it's bad for your health Doctor, but why don't you smoke something with me that will ACTUALLY blow up in your face."

Doctor D'Ville shrugs his shoulders and figures, what the hell, and begins smoking the crystal meth. Soldier sees the opportunity while the Doctor has his face huddled over the light bulb, then reaches under the bulb while the Doctor is smoking, and SMASHES IT INTO HIS FACE. The Doctor's face is cut up and bleeding badly as the bulb explodes into tiny glass pieces.

"Goodbye, my

!"

Soldier walks off while D'Ville is screaming and writing in pain, his face bleeding all over the fucking place.

"And this time I don't mean the cigarette!"

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