(05-03-2016, 11:35 PM)Nico LaVey Said: Nico walks into the frame. He stares at Unknown Soldier with a look of disappointment.

This is Unknown Soldier? A shitty, hardcore "trve kvlt" ripoff of Morbid Fuckin' Angel? Pathetic.

"You may be the son of Anton LaVey, but guess what, I'm the long lost offspring of the first consummation of Joseph Smith and L. Ron Hubbard! My parents both abandoned me many years ago because they were afraid I'd destroy their plans to fool the world into believing in Scientology and Mormonism. They thought I would reveal their evil plan to trick the world into their beliefs through two separate avenues. Essentially, creating two different outlets into luring idiots into believing that alien gods rule the planet and their coming to rape us if we don't practice what they preach! How were two men able to fornicate and conceive a child, you might ask? Because of fucking aliens that's how! Plus, haven't you seen that one movie Junior with Arnold and Danny Devito? But anyways, glad you could join us for the play! Don't mind the douche bag hiding in the shadows at the corner of the room, because he's too busy wasting my time with idle threats. Just let him blow some cold dark air around the room and act tough."