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Tickets to the Show! (Ghost Tank) - Unknown Soldier - 05-01-2016

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Unknown Soldier: "Hey everyone! I was recently given 666 tickets tonight to see the opera at the theater by Hillary Clinton who bought them with extra money she's going to have for her campaign that she wont need to beat Donald Trump. Who wants to join me? Ghost Tank, I already fucking know that you're in! All the popcorn and penises you can eat!"


re:Tickets to the Show! (Ghost Tank) - Cain - 05-02-2016

A cold, dark wind blows throughout the room as footsteps are heard off camera. US looks to his left hand side to notice someone who he has never personally been acquainted with, but a man who walks up and stands face to face with the Unknown Soldier. Awkward silence fills the room as the two stand face to face for the first time ever, the man known as Cain's lips curling upward. "You must be the fabled Unknown Soldier that I've heard so much about."

Once again...awkward silence.


re:Tickets to the Show! (Ghost Tank) - Unknown Soldier - 05-02-2016

Unknown Soldier: "If I were a fable, then how the fuck would you be creeping up on me like some kind of touchy feel-y little virgin trying to score some pussy at his first freshmen high school dance. Let me guess, you're either going to try and explain to me that you're some kind of 'super dark and uber scarier' version of me or you're going to suck my dick and call me a legend. Let's just make this quick, we don't want to miss the first act of the play or Ghost Tank will probably piss himself!"

Soldier unzips his pants and pulls out his defiling stick and presents it.

Once again... awkward silence.





re:Tickets to the Show! (Ghost Tank) - Cain - 05-02-2016

The irritation in Cain's eyes sparked a bit. "What is it with the talent around here automatically assuming that felatio is about to occur? I'm not here to suck your dick, and I'm not here claim to be anything like you. You and I, Soldier, we are two entirely different beasts. You, from what I can see, gain amusement from this. I, on the other hand, make the destruction of human life my business." he stepped backwards. "So...I would suggest you take a little bit of bass from your voice, lest I make a house call on that business..." a low, feral growl rose from the chest of the Last Son of Eden. "...son."

The two thousand year old bad ass ain't talking biological, folks. Gotta respect his testicular fortitude though.


Tickets to the Show! (Ghost Tank) - Peter Fn Gilmour - 05-02-2016

I want a front row seat to watch Ghost Tank's death!


re:Tickets to the Show! (Ghost Tank) - Unknown Soldier - 05-03-2016

(05-02-2016, 10:31 PM)Cain Said: "You, from what I can see, gain amusement from this. I, on the other hand, make the destruction of human life my business."

"Why do I get the feeling that a lot of the things I see you say and do are going to be amusing me?"


re:Tickets to the Show! (Ghost Tank) - drezdin5788 - 05-03-2016

(05-02-2016, 11:33 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: I want a front row seat to watch Ghost Tank's death!

Don't fall asleep like I did.....


re:Tickets to the Show! (Ghost Tank) - Cain - 05-03-2016

(05-03-2016, 03:11 AM)Unknown Soldier Said:
(05-02-2016, 10:31 PM)Cain Said: "You, from what I can see, gain amusement from this. I, on the other hand, make the destruction of human life my business."

"Why do I get the feeling that a lot of the things I see you say and do are going to be amusing me?"

"Because you're most likely on crack? I haven't seen that much make up on a man since Caitlyn Jenner."


re:Tickets to the Show! (Ghost Tank) - John_Black - 05-03-2016

Man i'd pay to see Cain toe to toe against Unholy Solider, that put so much asses in seats faster than Solider's pin attempt to Frodo last Warfare.


re:Tickets to the Show! (Ghost Tank) - Unknown Soldier - 05-03-2016

Unknown Soldier: "Except Caitlyn Jenner isn't a man, so that pathetic little insult just makes you look like quite the bit of a fool. Penis does not equal man. Were you too busy playing pocket pool in anatomy class to figure that one out, genius? As far as the make up goes, how would you like me to smear it all over your smug bitch little bearded face this week on Warfare? Yes, that is an actual challenge and not me huffing and puffing and acting all tough by 'making a house call on that business.' Come on dick licker, I'll make you famous. Then maybe some little slimy bastard will come slithering up next to you some day and say 'Hey, arn't you that that got embarrassed by Unknown Soldier?' Just ask John Black, he knows all about it."


re:Tickets to the Show! (Ghost Tank) - Unknown Soldier - 05-03-2016

Unknown Soldier: "Come on , quit looking for evidence of Caitlyn Jenner's possible existing penis and give me a fucking answer. I'm not going to argue with you about a missing dick like the time Peter Gilmour lost his to Morbid Angel and he insisted that it was still intact. In fact, that gives me an idea for a match stipulation! Loser has to reach down Caitlyn's pants and check if he/she had the surgery! Maybe the loser can check Peter too!"


re:Tickets to the Show! (Ghost Tank) - Nico LaVey - 05-03-2016

Nico walks into the frame. He stares at Unknown Soldier with a look of disappointment.

This is Unknown Soldier? A shitty, hardcore "trve kvlt" ripoff of Morbid Fuckin' Angel? Pathetic.

Nico buys box seats for himself and Ophelia.

"...yes, of course we'd like a bottle of cognac with the play..." He says to the teller.

After buying the tickets, he walks past Cain.

It's called Corpse Paint, you fucking plebe.


re:Tickets to the Show! (Ghost Tank) - Unknown Soldier - 05-04-2016

(05-03-2016, 11:35 PM)Nico LaVey Said: Nico walks into the frame. He stares at Unknown Soldier with a look of disappointment.

This is Unknown Soldier? A shitty, hardcore "trve kvlt" ripoff of Morbid Fuckin' Angel? Pathetic.

Unknown Soldier: "You may be the son of Anton LaVey, but guess what, I'm the long lost offspring of the first consummation of Joseph Smith and L. Ron Hubbard! My parents both abandoned me many years ago because they were afraid I'd destroy their plans to fool the world into believing in Scientology and Mormonism. They thought I would reveal their evil plan to trick the world into their beliefs through two separate avenues. Essentially, creating two different outlets into luring idiots into believing that alien gods rule the planet and their coming to rape us if we don't practice what they preach! How were two men able to fornicate and conceive a child, you might ask? Because of fucking aliens that's how! Plus, haven't you seen that one movie Junior with Arnold and Danny Devito? But anyways, glad you could join us for the play! Don't mind the douche bag hiding in the shadows at the corner of the room, because he's too busy wasting my time with idle threats. Just let him blow some cold dark air around the room and act tough."


Tickets to the Show! (Ghost Tank) - Peter Fn Gilmour - 05-04-2016

nobody going to grab my junk except my wife maria ;)


re:Tickets to the Show! (Ghost Tank) - Makaveli - 05-05-2016

(05-04-2016, 11:21 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: nobody going to grab my junk except my wife maria ;)

And dim haha


Tickets to the Show! (Ghost Tank) - Peter Fn Gilmour - 05-08-2016

Dim aint touching me anymore bub


re:Tickets to the Show! (Ghost Tank) - Thomas Girard - 05-08-2016

(05-08-2016, 12:49 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: Dim aint touching me anymore bub

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold the phone."

(05-08-2016, 12:49 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: Dim aint touching me anymore bub

"Anymore implies he was touching you to begin with, so therefore you just admitted you are basically gay for Dim. And here I was beginning to take you seriously. What the fuck, Peter?"


Tickets to the Show! (Ghost Tank) - Peter Fn Gilmour - 05-08-2016

u obviously havent read one of me or dim's promos lately haven't you? stupid

dim has some real fucked up feelings for gilly and peter is trying to get away from dim's homosexual ways


re:Tickets to the Show! (Ghost Tank) - Chris MacBeth - 05-09-2016



He probably did what most do and started to listen to them...

But then fell asleep.


Just Saying




re:Tickets to the Show! (Ghost Tank) - Thomas Girard - 05-09-2016

(05-09-2016, 02:05 AM)Sir Chris Macbeth Said:

He probably did what most do and started to read them...

But then fell asleep.


Just Saying


"This guy."

"He's got it right."



re:Tickets to the Show! (Ghost Tank) - #MemeQueen Luca Torchwick - 05-09-2016

(05-08-2016, 10:19 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: u obviously havent read one of me or dim's promos lately haven't you? stupid

dim has some real fucked up feelings for gilly and peter is trying to get away from dim's homosexual ways

Yo I got a backload of Gilly promos on my Audible.

You might wonder why I'd get the ebook version of these Gilly video promos but that's just because you're a fucking cunt like Thomas Girard.



re:Tickets to the Show! (Ghost Tank) - Travis McCoy - 05-09-2016

(05-09-2016, 07:44 AM)#MemeQueen Luca Torchwick Said: Yo I got a backload of Gilly promos on my Audible.

You might wonder why I'd get the ebook version of these Gilly video promos but that's just because you're a fucking cunt like Thomas Girard.


“Hey there buddy, nice to see you. Funny you chose to retire after I state my intentions of hounding you to your grave.

Return or shut your mouth. We've had our fill of Luca.”



Tickets to the Show! (Ghost Tank) - Travis McCoy - 05-09-2016


“Or stay on the sidelines you coward fuck.

I'll find you there just the same.”