(03-14-2016, 07:57 AM)Maverick Said: "Well done, Fernando. I must applaud you on (somehow) getting out of that forklift."

Tapping his finger to his chin, Gladiator thinks back to that forklift incident. You bring up a fascinating point, says Glad in his usual Sean Connery style of speaking, crossing his arms and putting his weight on his left heel as his deep contemplation continues. Hmmmm......

Can anybody dig up some video proof that Austin Fernando physically escaped being trapped under the forklift, or was it just a case of some closed captions saying the word kickout after saying Maverick is a fuck boy? The question posed by Glad is so thought provoking that all time has stopped as Mav continues to pin Fern and the ref's count has momentarily ceased. Well, let's see what happens this time. Oh, and Fern? Glad says as he leans down and cups his hands around his mouth to make sure Fern can hear him. How about you give us a real kickout and stop disgracing this championship with your phoned in closed captioning scams and narrator scams! You sinfully lazy ignoramus!

The bar has been raised and if you're not going to be the champion that helps me raise it even further, I'm going to reduce the required count to a mere one count instead of three- that's effectively 1/3rd the time you've had until now- and we all know you're not that fast with your generic kickouts. Glad lowers his voice back to a normal volume and starts backing away with his hands up. Alright, Fern, show us how it's done. Show us why we tune in to see your kick outs. Show us why we should believe you not only escaped the pin but also remembered to get up off the ground and do something for 24/7's sake. Do something.