X-treme Wrestling Federation

After Austin Fernando's latest kickout, Maverick strolls into sight, clapping with a shit-eating grin on his face.

"Well done, Fernando. I must applaud you on (somehow) getting out of that forklift. I am impressed. Surely you possess a greater regiment of training then myself. But, you could always be better. I have a few ideas on how to do so..."

Maverick then pulls out a long list from seemingly out of nowhere and walks up to Fern, showing him the list.

"As you can see here..."

While Mav is rattling off the possible ways Fernando can increase his ability in the ring, he holds down three fingers off to the side so that Fernando cannot see. Suddenly, Maverick's faithful butler Gerald comes out of nowhere with a barbed wired-wrapped sledgehammer, and hits Fernando right in the balls! Fernando goes down to the ground as Maverick chuckles, ripping up the list.

"Sweet dreams, Fer- nan- bitch." Maverick stomps his boot right into Fern's face before going for the pin. Gerald then rips off his suit and bow tie to reveal an XWF Referee's shirt as he makes the count...

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(03-14-2016, 07:57 AM)Maverick Said: [ -> ]"Well done, Fernando. I must applaud you on (somehow) getting out of that forklift."

Tapping his finger to his chin, Gladiator thinks back to that forklift incident. You bring up a fascinating point, says Glad in his usual Sean Connery style of speaking, crossing his arms and putting his weight on his left heel as his deep contemplation continues. Hmmmm......

Can anybody dig up some video proof that Austin Fernando physically escaped being trapped under the forklift, or was it just a case of some closed captions saying the word kickout after saying Maverick is a fuck boy? The question posed by Glad is so thought provoking that all time has stopped as Mav continues to pin Fern and the ref's count has momentarily ceased. Well, let's see what happens this time. Oh, and Fern? Glad says as he leans down and cups his hands around his mouth to make sure Fern can hear him. How about you give us a real kickout and stop disgracing this championship with your phoned in closed captioning scams and narrator scams! You sinfully lazy ignoramus!

The bar has been raised and if you're not going to be the champion that helps me raise it even further, I'm going to reduce the required count to a mere one count instead of three- that's effectively 1/3rd the time you've had until now- and we all know you're not that fast with your generic kickouts. Glad lowers his voice back to a normal volume and starts backing away with his hands up. Alright, Fern, show us how it's done. Show us why we tune in to see your kick outs. Show us why we should believe you not only escaped the pin but also remembered to get up off the ground and do something for 24/7's sake. Do something.