👀 @Roxy Cotton

Pardon me, I know I'm not the one you were calling, but my spirit world connections unfortunately tell me every time someone calls through the void.

Anyhoo, I was wondering if you had seen my son, the Phantom Panzer? He's been hanging around here lately and I need to speak to him...

Roxy opens her office door and steps out into the hallway where Sar has apparently been waiting for, like, EVER.


"Ohhhhhh HEY Sar-bear! I meant to reply to all those texts, but, you know, SUPER busy with the uh... Bombshell Division! Yup. Big things happening there. How are you? Not dead and stuff, so that's cool... oh, hey, is someone calling me? I think someone's calling me..."


Rox cocks her head to the side toward the long empty hallway. Sar looks that direction and Roxy moves her lips a tiny bit, whispering like a ventriloquist and changing her voice ever so slightly


"Hey Rox, we totally need you for like so many hours right now."


"OOOOO sounds like they need me, hon! We'll catch up soon though! Totes!"


Rox turns to leave.

But is stopped immediately by Angelica, who showed up OUT OF NOWHERE. She hugs her friend, preventing her from escaping.

Rox! Ow em gee it's been like ages! Stay for a while I'm sure they can do without you for a bit. In FACT, I think Sar-Sar wanted to speak with you!

Roxy kicks her feet and starts turning blue in the face as Angie continues to swing her left and right in her surprisingly strong bear hug, holding her a clear foot off the ground.

Angie finally sets her down and Roxy coughs before sucking in some heavy breaths.


"CHRIST Angie! Do you practice that with actual bears??? Oh, bee tee dubs, a little birdie told me that @Corey Smith was crushing on you BIG TIME. I'm gonna give him your number!"


Roxy pulls out a pen and a pad, writing the info down.

JB and T watches them from afar from the scenes.

"Man, these white gurls be on some bestise fake shit... you know why T?"

"I don't know man, all I know is that I had no idea The Mechanic has a "twin" in form of Angelica...."

"Oh word, you think that's ture?"

"I don't know but for now, let's watch these white gurls play with themselves."

Then the duo opens a can of beer and drinks to watch this comradery goin down.

*head spins*

Riiiiiiiight

First of all, Creepy McWeirdo over here, @Puddles : wut

Secondly, Rox, please don't try to make me throw up in my mouth right now. I literally just brushed my teeth for the 4th time today and I'm not scheduled for number five for, like, an hour, okay?

Thirdly I SEE YOU TWO STARING AT MY ASS FROM DOWN THE HALL LIKE USUAL STOP THAT I'M STILL THE COMMISH OF ANARCHY YOU KNOW

Fourthly Angie, sorry about that whole Jenny-turned-into-AN-UNSTOPPABLE-UNKILLABLE-MONSTER thing, she was WAY different the last time I saw her!

And finally, back to you, bb. I have come to the understanding that you have been sorely excluded from something, and I wish, as the WORLD'S GREATEST LIFE COACH to help you feel more included.

*sends starter*

"Excluded? From what, bb? By the way, if Vinnie asks we were ALL together last night."

Mmmm...thinking about that pasty corpse like China doll skin got me all like...whoa

I heard you never get starters? Just wanted to make sure you are included! And of COURSE we were, bb. You asked for tips on how to ACTUALLY curl your hair and not get all that frizz which has become your signature, and that's where I, Sarah Lacklan-

🎶🎶🎶WORLD'S GREATEST LIFE COACH🎶🎶🎶

-stepped in to help you. You're welcome, bb.

(02-17-2022, 09:42 AM)Lacklan Said: Riiiiiiiight
Thirdly I SEE YOU TWO STARING AT MY ASS FROM DOWN THE HALL LIKE USUAL STOP THAT I'M STILL THE COMMISH OF ANARCHY YOU KNOW

"Uh oh, we getting some heat from the so called commish of Anarhcy, looks like we aren't going to get booked next few shows from now!"

"Hey i mean, I don't know if she knows but she's been out of the Anarchy game AND the company after some Raab dude beat her lilly white ass up. Last i heard, she was in mailbu getting her so called "ass" smashed by Kenzi... man, she's so lucky to so popular among the locker room!"

Then Tommy and JB walk around her to see her flatt "ass" and they walk off lauhing.

"I'm not much of an ass man JB, but if I was... i'd be so in that bony flatest ass!"

"Oh man, I guess you do have some "feelins" for our so called Commish... good luck with that when she starts ghostin you for Corey Smith ROXY ah!"

"Fuck you!"

"I don't exactly remember the conversation going THAT way but I DEFINITELY remember the mani-pedi sesh and how hard it was for you to get coverage on that wonky pinky toe that sticks out at that weird angle.

Also OMG! Sar! Can you just picture Ang six months in the future after her and Cor here get together???

Ang with a baby bump! I can't wait!"

YOU LEAVE MY SPECIAL TOE OUT OF THIS YOU KNOW HOW THAT MAKES ME FEEL

Here for the Denzel Porter super show, Atara Themis slinks in with eyes glued to her phone. A vanity search had alerted the Grecian of a rumoured return and peeking up, it was confirmed.

"Oh. So it's true. Sarah is back. Neat."

"Hello Dove. Get your Twitter running, shit got boring when you poofed. Kthnx."

Eyes back to her phone, Atara exits starts to exit

Bobby wanders in, holding a cardboard box.

Hey guys, I don't know what's going on in here but look what I found...

As he says this, Bobby bungles the box, dropping it. We hear the sound of something shattering inside. Bobby looks down at the box in utter despair, then back up at everyone.

Oh man...

Bobby’s shoulders slump as he turns around.

I can't get anything right. Everyone would have loved that thing. I'm such a blockhead.

(02-20-2022, 10:25 PM)Atara Themis Said: *actually stops tweeting ancient Greek boobs and phallic symbols for, like, five seconds

First of all, just kinda-sorta, not really. It's all about being the World's Greatest Life Coach for the Family First of the XWF. And second...a little birdie told a spider who told me that SOMEONE from my general camp TRIED to engage you on said social media platform in a super-duper chill and subtle approach, but you no-sold them 😒

*tries to recall*

....Roxy is a bit of a bish though.

"She doesn't mean ME this time! Hey, how's James? Is Betsy, like, totally boiling rabbits in your kitchen yet?"

"Oh..then I have no idea but James is great! Thanks for asking! Don't know what's Betsy is doing but if she wants to do us a rabbit stew, I'll try it."

Please don't try and include butts into this convo, Kido! Like, ew.
That said, what brand of conditioner do you use? 👀

(02-21-2022, 02:56 PM)Angelica Vaughn Said: Please don't try and include butts into this convo, Kido! Like, ew.
That said, what brand of conditioner do you use? 👀

"It's not a butt, Miss Vaughn, it's Buddha. It's a Buddhist prayer in Japanese. All this commotion happened as I was meditating.

And also..."

He produces a bottle, which he hands to Angelica.

"Oribe Gold Lust. Perfect for the Gold Saints of Athena."

(02-21-2022, 03:47 PM)Raion Kido Said: "It's not a butt, Miss Vaughn, it's Buddha. It's a Buddhist prayer in Japanese. All this commotion happened as I was meditating.

It's literally just anime. Literal S.S. anime.

(02-21-2022, 03:53 PM)Charlie Nickles Said:

(02-21-2022, 03:47 PM)Raion Kido Said: "It's not a butt, Miss Vaughn, it's Buddha. It's a Buddhist prayer in Japanese. All this commotion happened as I was meditating.

It's literally just anime. Literal S.S. anime.

"Says the one that seeks to turn a gold belt into flesh."

(02-21-2022, 04:07 PM)Raion Kido Said:

(02-21-2022, 03:53 PM)Charlie Nickles Said:

(02-21-2022, 03:47 PM)Raion Kido Said: "It's not a butt, Miss Vaughn, it's Buddha. It's a Buddhist prayer in Japanese. All this commotion happened as I was meditating.

It's literally just anime. Literal S.S. anime.

"Says the one that seeks to turn a gold belt into flesh."

Let me put you on game with Charles... he makes Dude love look like freakin Al Snow in terms of bein normal. If he wants to turn his goldie to a bitch, then that's his business. I wouldn't even try to deal with him, unless you like losing your brain matter over nothin.

(02-21-2022, 02:56 PM)Angelica Vaughn Said: Please don't try and include butts into this convo, Kido! Like, ew.
That said, what brand of conditioner do you use? 👀

"When did butts become a bad thing?"

(02-21-2022, 04:07 PM)Raion Kido Said:

(02-21-2022, 03:53 PM)Charlie Nickles Said:

(02-21-2022, 03:47 PM)Raion Kido Said: "It's not a butt, Miss Vaughn, it's Buddha. It's a Buddhist prayer in Japanese. All this commotion happened as I was meditating.

It's literally just anime. Literal S.S. anime.

"Says the one that seeks to turn a gold belt into flesh."

All the belts come off of a measure of flesh. If you want one, you best be prepared to take one.

Are you fool enough to say they ain't worth a house or home?

You're drawing irons against a Bastard and calling a friend out in honor, I can respect that.

Don't afford the man disrespect. Too many fools make that mistake. Keep your head in the game, lest you gain the ire of one you aught not. Specifically a Bastard's.

I can like what you're doing, but just as easily, I can dislike it. It'll make me angry.

You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

(02-21-2022, 05:30 PM)ALIAS Said:

(02-21-2022, 02:56 PM)Angelica Vaughn Said: Please don't try and include butts into this convo, Kido! Like, ew.
That said, what brand of conditioner do you use? 👀

"When did butts become a bad thing?"

Well I am sorry, Mister Butt Police! 😑

"You hear that everyone? I'm the Butt Police! Everyone up against the wall - it's inspection time. Corey first."

(02-21-2022, 04:37 PM)John_Black Said: Let me put you on game with Charles... he makes Dude love look like freakin Al Snow in terms of bein normal. If he wants to turn his goldie to a bitch, then that's his business. I wouldn't even try to deal with him, unless you like losing your brain matter over nothin.

"He tried taking some of my brain matter with a barbed-wire baseball bat.

Come next Saturday, he will lose his own."

(02-21-2022, 08:22 PM)Bobby Bourbon Said: All the belts come off of a measure of flesh. If you want one, you best be prepared to take one.

Are you fool enough to say they ain't worth a house or home?

You're drawing irons against a Bastard and calling a friend out in honor, I can respect that.

Don't afford the man disrespect. Too many fools make that mistake. Keep your head in the game, lest you gain the ire of one you aught not. Specifically a Bastard's.

I can like what you're doing, but just as easily, I can dislike it. It'll make me angry.

You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

"I'm saying your friend should not throw stones from his glass house.

I fear him not, nor do I fear you.

Come one, come all, and taste the fury of the Lion!"

(02-22-2022, 04:15 AM)ALIAS Said: "You hear that everyone? I'm the Butt Police! Everyone up against the wall - it's inspection time. Corey first."

Looks left and right in befuddled unamusement.

Anyone seen my keys?