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How the heck are you gonna beat a guy like Bobby Main without Bourbon to carry you around the ring?

(12-01-2021, 09:38 AM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: How the heck are you gonna beat a guy like Bobby Main without Bourbon to carry you around the ring?

Would you ask that same question to Reggie Estrada? I sense some nasty reverse racism here, Vincento. That's a bad look for the company, get your shit together.

Reggie Estrada?

He's had a better singles career than TK, so no.

All this coming from the same man who denied me a champion's rematch for the TV belt for over half a year. You haven't stepped in that ring in ages, old man. You don't know what it's like anymore.

(12-01-2021, 12:42 PM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: Reggie Estrada?

He's had a better singles career than TK, so no.

Time to goto fucking rehab, Vinnie. I get it though, really I fucking do, we here in XWF like to protect Robert Main from the ass beatings he deserves. All while coddling him like a small defenseless goddamn child. Either get him to sign the fucking contract or shut the fuck up, "Boss".

What did you do, Knux, hire Charlie to run interference for you?

Seems to be your MO for this alleged "one on one" match you want against Robert. Can't do it alone in the ring, can't do it alone in a back and forth with the boss, definitely can't do it alone on Twitter...

I'm sensing a pattern!

JB and Reggie watch the commotion in the unknown location that played TK's tape, as they speak with one another.

"While Charlie and Vinny are bickering amongst themselves... I think Main and TK can go, you think so JB?"

"Hell yeah man, I mean... it's been a long time coming to see these two scrap for bragging rights in the Dub, let's just see where this goes."

Oh hey Reg!

I'm glad at least ONE former X-Treme Champion is talking to me!

(12-01-2021, 12:56 PM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: What did you do, Knux, hire Charlie to run interference for you?

Seems to be your MO for this alleged "one on one" match you want against Robert. Can't do it alone in the ring, can't do it alone in a back and forth with the boss, definitely can't do it alone on Twitter...

I'm sensing a pattern!

TK looks around and doesn't see Robert Main anywhere around.

It’s fucking funny you bring up who needs backup. While you defend a poor defenseless former two time Uni Champion. Shut the Hell up with that nonsense. Either you can make the goddamn fight or you can't. I have very little fucking faith that you can. It would conflict with the goddamn protection of Robert Main and we can't do that, fucking can we?

Why would I need to protect Robert Main from a second tier talent? Robert Main has proven repeatedly he is in a higher caste than you are.

You're really good at hurling around four letter words to fill the empty spaces where original thoughts are supposed to be, dude, but you aren't too great at winning singles matches.

Face it, you hitched your wagon to an actual star, former Universal Champion and genuine XWF legend Bobby Bourbon. I respect Bourbs. I've wrestled him. I've watched his career bloom from the seed it began as. Meanwhile, I've watched you slam your head against a ceiling that's never gonna break for you. Stick to tag team action. Bobby needs someone to get his butt kicked while he takes a breather on the apron from time to time, you know?

That's my career advice, man. Take it from me, a dude who's had fifty times the career you ever will... you need to stay in your lane, dude. You're the comic relief. The tag team guy. You AND BOBBY are better than a lot of other teams. Heck, you beat the Disintigrators! And Salt & Pepper, probably! Oh, and The Dissentients like 47 times. Cool. You AND BOBBY are pretty great. But for comparison's sake, you need to remember who you are. And in the Bastards? You're the Marf.

Now, Bourbon versus Main would be a great match...

(12-01-2021, 01:27 PM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: Why would I need to protect Robert Main from a second tier talent? Robert Main has proven repeatedly he is in a higher caste than you are.

You're really good at hurling around four letter words to fill the empty spaces where original thoughts are supposed to be, dude, but you aren't too great at winning singles matches.

Face it, you hitched your wagon to an actual star, former Universal Champion and genuine XWF legend Bobby Bourbon. I respect Bourbs. I've wrestled him. I've watched his career bloom from the seed it began as. Meanwhile, I've watched you slam your head against a ceiling that's never gonna break for you. Stick to tag team action. Bobby needs someone to get his butt kicked while he takes a breather on the apron from time to time, you know?

That's my career advice, man. Take it from me, a dude who's had fifty times the career you ever will... you need to stay in your lane, dude. You're the comic relief. The tag team guy. You AND BOBBY are better than a lot of other teams. Heck, you beat the Disintigrators! And Salt & Pepper, probably! Oh, and The Dissentients like 47 times. Cool. You AND BOBBY are pretty great. But for comparison's sake, you need to remember who you are. And in the Bastards? You're the Marf.

Now, Bourbon versus Main would be a great match...

I resent that comment. Go fuck yourself, dude.

TK still looking around for Robert Main as Vinnie continue to NOT protect Robert.

If you don’t have to protect the invisible Main, then why are you?

Don't lie to the XWF fans, making the fight is beyond your goddamn reach.

As fucking far as I'm, Marf, in the tag team that changed the landscape of the tag team division forever. I'll own that shit, Bobby, is a great talent and the best tag team partner anyone could ever fucking have. Doesn't take a goddamn toaster scientist to figure that shit out. We're not going anywhere.

As far as your advice, you set that chicken shit bitch in front of me and I win, OH, and I will win. I'll capture your Uni strap without the help of a briefcase. Now if you excuse me I have to get back with the production team.

Rad.

Hey, next time you log onto our sweet XWF website, take a look at our new banner image! Tell me what you think of it, our graphics department is pretty hyped about this one.

Make sure you hover your mouse over it!

I'm actually going to have to *bit o dry heaves* agree with TK on this one. What's the problem with him getting a match with Main? Two halves of two very accomplished teams having at it in singles competition?

Why not?

TK smiles.

Look at that shit! You found something within your fucking reach. Good job, bro!

(12-01-2021, 02:14 PM)Thunder Knuckles™ Said: TK smiles.

Look at that shit! You found something within your fucking reach. Good job, bro!

??????????

Not you, Corey. We had a moment right there. Don’t ruin it. I was talking to Vinnie.

(12-01-2021, 01:27 PM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: Why would I need to protect Robert Main from a second tier talent? Robert Main has proven repeatedly he is in a higher caste than you are.....

Charlie leans into Vinnie's personal space with the TV championship over his shoulder. The stench of cigarettes and cheap cologne is almost overpowering.

"So uh, bossman, while we got you here, let's chat quick about those castes you were making....you know, I love a good caste system."

Charlie pulls out his cellphone and opens up the 'notes' application. He prepares to type.

"Where do ya say the Nickleman is in that caste? Probably something like a Brahma, or maybe even a Vishnu.....what do you think? We should probably go ahead and move me up from this Shudra contract."

Vinnie winces like he opened a bottle of expired milk, then moves away from Nickles.

Dude, nothing is stopping Main and TK from going toe o
To toe. As always, if both parties agree to a fight, they get that fight. But as we see time and time again, TK just likes to chase people with a bigger name than his, knowing they have no interest in the match.

Why?

Simple.

Because "Thunder Knuckles" on a marquee doesn't sell tickets. But "Robert Main" does. Same as the endless harassment of Shawn Warstein and James Raven, two guys who weren't even in the company!

TK knows he can't beat Main. He just wants the money from the purse. Robert, on the other hand, has put his focus on the tag team titles and has nothing to gain from a singles match with Thunder Knuckles... so why would he?

"Vinnie, I know we don't see eye to eye, but, I believe that TK vs Main would be a great sight to behold. There's a reason why he and Bourbon held onto the not just one company's tag titles, but two of 'em. Bourbon is great, an amazing athlete, but he didn't do it solo.

Give Knuckles a hit of that prime time life. I promise you won't regret it."

Ghost Tank is right, Vinnie! Robert Main might be money but if Ol' Thunder K needs Main to show him why he only fights once a year then so be it!

I'm bitter about that Freestyle Championship shit too, though, bro. See if you get an Xmas card from ME this year....






You will.

TK's smile fades as the words "TK knows he can't beat Main. He just wants the money from the purse."

Todd, run the footage for the XWF fans at home.

Todd plays the clip as TK requested.

(11-30-2021, 12:13 AM)Thunder Knuckles™ Said:

In to fight Robert Main, for free. Just so the money guys don't have to worry about paying up.

TK rolls his eyes.

Shit, have the fucker draw up the contract for Warfare promo time. Unless he's a-

TK pauses.

You know what? We all fucking know what the Hell is. Otherwise, I'm out.

Oh, Shit! Looks like that factoid is busted up like high-school fucking kegger. With just the goddamn lockerroom alone. It sounds like it's a damn marquee attraction to me. Not because they want to see lame brain Main. hell fucking nah, They want to see 'Ol Thunder Knuckles break the guy who wants to be the "best rassler in the world" while never rassling.

TK, just leave Vinnie be. It's completely transparent to everyone what's going on.

Robert Main has become Vinnie's lunch chef. Vinnie makes sure Main doesn't have to fight on televised matches, only on PPV, allowing people like us to sell tickets and hype events, knowing that Main couldn’t draw a triangle. Check it, once Apex has one of their mandatory monthly defenses and there's no pay-per-view, that Disintegrators Freebirds rule is going to rear it's head, and we all know Jim Caedus ain't backing down from a fight.

Vinnie makes sure anyone who challenges him is told they're not in Robert Main’s place, and to be fair, who would want to be? Shit, not too long ago Rob brought up my controversial Universal Championship reign, as ancient as that is. Who the fuck brings up Main’s reigns as champ? Vinnie. Because Robert Main is Vinnie's lunch chef.

Every day, at noon, Vinnie gets his hankering for a snack, and needs satisfaction, so Robert shows up and leaves Vinnie fulfilled by getting to work and tossing his salad. Vinnie loves it, that beard tickles just right while Main uses his mouth better than he ever has with a microphone in hand. Then, once the taste of Vinnie's ass is embedded on his lips like the felchmonger he is, Robert Main goes home and waits for the next PPV.

Now seriously, TK, go beat off, your hard-on for Main is causing Vinnie to get jealous. We got better shit to do, and fuck, why don't you just beat the shit out of Lycana already and get it overwith?

Also, TK, the head of the company just called you out and insulted you! Maybe you should quit!

Or maybe Vinnie could fight you?

I dunno, it seems like Vinnie is wasting his breath if neither of those things happen.

See? More entertaining than anything Thunder Knuckles has managed to spit out of his gob in ages. Plus, Rob's upper arms are looking JACKED after lugging TK around in a friggin' wheelbarrow for so long.

(12-01-2021, 08:04 PM)Bobby Bourbon Said: TK, just leave Vinnie be. It's completely transparent to everyone what's going on.

Robert Main has become Vinnie's lunch chef. Vinnie makes sure Main doesn't have to fight on televised matches, only on PPV, allowing people like us to sell tickets and hype events, knowing that Main couldn’t draw a triangle. Check it, once Apex has one of their mandatory monthly defenses and there's no pay-per-view, that Disintegrators Freebirds rule is going to rear it's head, and we all know Jim Caedus ain't backing down from a fight.

Vinnie makes sure anyone who challenges him is told they're not in Robert Main’s place, and to be fair, who would want to be? Shit, not too long ago Rob brought up my controversial Universal Championship reign, as ancient as that is. Who the fuck brings up Main’s reigns as champ? Vinnie. Because Robert Main is Vinnie's lunch chef.

Every day, at noon, Vinnie gets his hankering for a snack, and needs satisfaction, so Robert shows up and leaves Vinnie fulfilled by getting to work and tossing his salad. Vinnie loves it, that beard tickles just right while Main uses his mouth better than he ever has with a microphone in hand. Then, once the taste of Vinnie's ass is embedded on his lips like the felchmonger he is, Robert Main goes home and waits for the next PPV.

Now seriously, TK, go beat off, your hard-on for Main is causing Vinnie to get jealous. We got better shit to do, and fuck, why don't you just beat the shit out of Lycana already and get it overwith?

"Vinnie, if TK doesn't win his match, I'll give you..."

His servants pull out large electronic pad, and shows him some information,

"I'll give you some stock in my company, which makes me billions of dollars a year, so you'd end up richer than you fuckin' ever imagined. Give him a shot. He'll show that him and Bourbon are equals."

Dude, you're my employee. I don't need your money.

"I'm your employee, who is under contract because he enjoys wrestling. You don't own my businesses, Vincent. The weight of running those companies would crush you.

Do you want to become richer or do you want to continue to have a raging hate boner for TK?"

"As bad as it may seem to have the boss take a dookie on you TK, at least you aren't running "promotional apperences" with the NRA... NOT COMPLAINING VIN! THANKS FOR THE OPPERTUNITY TO WORK HERE AGAIN!"

Mike, did you get my dry cleaning?

A deflated Graves silently slinks out of the room to go and apparently grab some dry cleaning.

(12-02-2021, 11:10 AM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: Dude, you're my employee. I don't need your money.

Independent contractors... BUT WHO'S COUNTING!?

(12-02-2021, 07:13 PM)Thaddeus Duke Said:

(12-02-2021, 11:10 AM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: Dude, you're my employee. I don't need your money.

Independent contractors... BUT WHO'S COUNTING!?

"Exactly. See? He gets it."

Bobby checks his contract. Without looking away from it he speaks.

You guys are independent contractors? Dang. It says here I'm a salaried regular employee with a commission based incentive program every time I hit a move nobody else does, heretofor to be known as a 'signature' move, along with medical, visual, dental, legal, and death benefits and the company matching all my 401k contributions. I also get all the leftover hot dogs I want at every live show I perform at.

(12-03-2021, 09:32 AM)Bobby Bourbon Said: Bobby checks his contract. Without looking away from it he speaks.

You guys are independent contractors? Dang. It says here I'm a salaried regular employee with a commission based incentive program every time I hit a move nobody else does, heretofor to be known as a 'signature' move, along with medical, visual, dental, legal, and death benefits and the company matching all my 401k contributions. I also get all the leftover hot dogs I want at every live show I perform at.

"You know how to contact me, brother. I"ll get a better contract negotiated with my lawyers."

He smirks.

I think we could have taken everything else off the table as long as he got the hot dogs.

(12-03-2021, 09:57 AM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: I think we could have taken everything else off the table as long as he got the hot dogs.