"The Wolf of Afghanistan" Joshua Schuler
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11-06-2019, 10:47 AM
Bearded War Pig is spotted crawling through sewers with his Boom Stick (buttstock of his Ak47 wrapped in barbwire). He has a crew of Mexicans with him. Some with tools to basically break into anything another wearing a referee shirt. Suddenly Pig stops and points to part of the sewer. One of the lowly paid Mexicans starts up a concrete saw and begins slicing through the sewer walls like a hot knife through butter. Suddenly they hit a spot that requires some torch. Another Mexican begins heating up the reinforced wall. Then one uses a device using dry ice to cool down the heated spot on the wall. The final Mexican besides the referee smashes open the wall with a twelve pound sledgehammer. Allowing Pig and the referee to climb into the bathroom of Fuzz's safe house. Quickly and quietly they make their way out of the bathroom shocking Fuzz. Pig golf club swings his Boom Stick into Fuzz's left knee followed by a vicious eye rake. Before dropping the Boom Stick and dropping Fuzz face first into the barbwire placed buttstock. BWP quickly hooks a leg.
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