But there’s no shame in trying anyway, right?

Go ahead.

Hey man!

Y tho?

Hey there, big angry guy! Nice of you to notice me! I'd give you a high five but I probably can't reach. What's the haps?

(04-02-2019, 07:48 AM)Kuda Said: But there’s no shame in trying anyway, right?

Go ahead.

OOC: He used that code that inserts your name into the vacant field ("you"). But, yeah... If I don't use the forum to take the belt, the two of us hopefully will have that career vs title match. See you then, my friend.

(04-02-2019, 08:53 AM)Kid Kool Said: OOC: He used that code that inserts your name into the vacant field ("you"). But, yeah... If I don't use the forum to take the belt, the two of us hopefully will have that career vs title match. See you then, my friend.

(04-02-2019, 08:53 AM)Kid Kool Said: OOC: He used that code that inserts your name into the vacant field ("you"). But, yeah... If I don't use the forum to take the belt, the two of us hopefully will have that career vs title match. See you then, my friend.

Mind literally blown

Ahem allow me to speak clearly for one moment.

Who the fuck is this guy? Why is he riding my dick? I’ve said nothing to or about him and he comes at me with this weak attempt? Ok then Kuda since you want to try and make your name off of me let’s just run down the list of accomplishments and see if I have to respond to you or not.

Top 50 All Time in the XWF? Check
Former Universial Champion? Check
5x Heavyweight Champion? Check
6x X-Treme Champion? Check
Former US Champion? Check
Hart Champion? Check.

What the fuck have you done? I get that your are trying to make yourself famous using my name and that’s fine, but know your fucking role. If I were you I wouldn’t point me in your direction if you wanted to keep that petty title of yours because if I wanted it I could take it anytime I wanted. If I wanted to I could verbally slit your throat, sew it back together and then do it again. Yet I’m afraid that I’ve already wasted too much of my breath on you. So please keep my name out of your mouth and put some respect on it.

(04-02-2019, 09:33 AM)Fuzz Said: Ahem allow me to speak clearly for one moment.

Who the fuck is this guy? Why is he riding my dick? I’ve said nothing to or about him and he comes at me with this weak attempt? Ok then Kuda since you want to try and make your name off of me let’s just run down the list of accomplishments and see if I have to respond to you or not.

Top 50 All Time in the XWF? Check
Former Universial Champion? Check
5x Heavyweight Champion? Check
6x X-Treme Champion? Check
Former US Champion? Check
Hart Champion? Check.

What the fuck have you done? I get that your are trying to make yourself famous using my name and that’s fine, but know your fucking role. If I were you I wouldn’t point me in your direction if you wanted to keep that petty title of yours because if I wanted it I could take it anytime I wanted. If I wanted to I could verbally slit your throat, sew it back together and then do it again. Yet I’m afraid that I’ve already wasted too much of my breath on you. So please keep my name out of your mouth and put some respect on it.

...Go ahead

HI! My name is... what? My name is... who? My name is... chka chka Guest

2x KWA Unified Southern Glory Champion
6x KWA Middleweight Champion
4x KWA Tag Team Champion
1x XWF XTreme Champion


-Dumb Dolly records that no one cares about-

3x XTreme Champion
2x Tag Team Champion (w/ Vita Valenteen, w/ Charlie Nickles)
2x Hart Champion
3x Television Champion

3x Star Of The Month
August ‘21, May ‘17, October ‘16

3x RP Of The Month
What light through sonder... my perception breaks.
Tranquility: For Old Times Sake
Manifest Victory

HELLO GUEST I EDWARD!

Fine Kuda, usually when people call other out they tend to go first, but I guess I respond a fucking second time before you have even put together a single fucking sentence. I’m sure in the backwoods where language is tough, I’m be sure to use small words that your thick fucking skull can comprehend, wait that’s too big, uhh understand? Nope still above a third grade reading level. Honestly I don’t think I can dumb myself down to your level.

You seriously thought that by calling me out was a good idea? It’s probably a better idea to drink fucking antifreeze. As a matter of fact I was just watching you go back and forth with Kid Kool? And to be honest that’s where you belong. Lower on the totem pole.

I know what you were thinking, wow people are tweeting about Fuzz coming back, I better strike while the iron is hot. I applaud you for that, but just remember this sometimes you don’t want what follows. You see while I haven’t been in these doors in 10+ years, they all are making a big deal about me coming back. And since you’ve been here all I’ve seen is someone who lucked into a shitty title that holds no meaning whatsoever, and thinks that it’s a bigger deal than it really is. So yes while I haven’t stepped into the ring here yet, just know that I would never lower myself to you. So go ahead and beat Kid Kool and think it’s an accomplishment as well. I don’t care. So while I’ve got my eyes on bigger and better competition here , enjoy yourself in the slums.

That’s where you really belong.

(04-02-2019, 09:53 AM)Fuzz Said: Fine Kuda, usually when people call other out they tend to go first, but I guess I respond a fucking second time before you have even put together a single fucking sentence. I’m sure in the backwoods where language is tough, I’m be sure to use small words that your thick fucking skull can comprehend, wait that’s too big, uhh understand? Nope still above a third grade reading level. Honestly I don’t think I can dumb myself down to your level.

You seriously thought that by calling me out was a good idea? It’s probably a better idea to drink fucking antifreeze. As a matter of fact I was just watching you go back and forth with Kid Kool? And to be honest that’s where you belong. Lower on the totem pole.

I know what you were thinking, wow people are tweeting about Fuzz coming back, I better strike while the iron is hot. I applaud you for that, but just remember this sometimes you don’t want what follows. You see while I haven’t been in these doors in 10+ years, they all are making a big deal about me coming back. And since you’ve been here all I’ve seen is someone who lucked into a shitty title that holds no meaning whatsoever, and thinks that it’s a bigger deal than it really is. So yes while I haven’t stepped into the ring here yet, just know that I would never lower myself to you. So go ahead and beat Kid Kool and think it’s an accomplishment as well. I don’t care. So while I’ve got my eyes on bigger and better competition here l, enjoy yourself in the slums.

That’s where you really belong.

Go
Ahead

”Or continue to be a bitch and duck Kuda. Up to you.”

Oh my fucking god. Kuda will you please for the love of god put together a fucking full sentence? Obviously not. Ok you tell me to “Go Ahead”. Fine Last time.

G- Great, something I am and you aspire to be, but will always fall short.
O- Obviously you are slightly handicapped and your ability to respond is showing.
A- Always going to be better than you and that is nothing more than fact.
H- Hearing impaired, that just falls inline with your handicap.
E- Everyone has tried to take me down yet here I am still standing.
A- Annoying pricks think I’m a launch pad for their careers, newsflash I’m not.
D- Dead, as in your career, brain cells, amongst many other people who have tried what you have.

So there you have it Kuda. Your turn. Oh wait you’re too much of a bitch to say anything other than two fucking words.

Go Ahead.

(04-02-2019, 10:14 AM)Fuzz Said: Oh my fucking god. Kuda will you please for the love of god put together a fucking full sentence? Obviously not. Ok you tell me to “Go Ahead”. Fine Last time.

G- Great, something I am and you aspire to be, but will always fall short.
O- Obviously you are slightly handicapped and your ability to respond is showing.
A- Always going to be better than you and that is nothing more than fact.
H- Hearing impaired, that just falls inline with your handicap.
E- Everyone has tried to take me down yet here I am still standing.
A- Annoying pricks think I’m a launch pad for their careers, newsflash I’m not.
D- Dead, as in your career, brain cells, amongst many other people who have tried what you have.

So there you have it Kuda. Your turn. Oh wait you’re too much of a bitch to say anything other than two fucking words.

Go Ahead.

Go ahead. (You won’t, because unlike Kuda you’re an irrelevant, weak bitch.)

KUDA LOOK LIKE STRONG WARRIOR. EDWARD CHALLENGE KU...

"Edward, might I suggest we reevaluate this particular man before challenging him to a match?"

NO EDWARD FACE STRONGEST WARRIOR TO PROVE EDWARD STRONGEST!

"Ah yes, but I have reason to believe that Kuda isn't the strongest warrior. As a matter of fact, I believe that he has been exiled from his home because he was unable to pass through the journey of manhood."

KUDA STILL JUST BOY?

"That's what my sources are telling me. You wouldn't want to disgrace your ancestors by competing against an exiled man child would you?"

Edward scratches his head as he tries to produce a thought.

KUDA HAS SHINNY THOUGH!

"Yes, but it's not a particularly good shiny. All he had to do to earn that was insult people. A trait that he is quite skilled at, but then again, aren't most who can't handle themselves on the battle field?"

EDWARD NOT KNOW, EDWARD NOT REALLY TALK TO PEOPLE ON ISLAND. WE JUST FIGHT AND HUNT.

"Well trust me Edward, this man can't fight or hunt. His only real skill is an uncanny ability to bring forth tears from other men's eyes."

MEN NOT CRY! IS KUDA WITCH DOCTOR?

"Perhaps... In any case, I think we should leave this place and focus on getting your shinny back."

OKAY YOU KNOW BEST.

YO!!! Kuda, how about this; In our career vs title match, whenever it happens...... how about I put MY belt up against yours and the winner becomes a double champ, as long as I still hold this gold by then??

OOC: That "you" trick always equals good times.

Hey, wait a minute....SUCK MY DICK!

(04-02-2019, 10:54 AM)Lux Said: Hey, wait a minute....SUCK MY DICK!

(04-02-2019, 10:20 AM)Kuda Said: Go ahead. (You won’t, because unlike Kuda you’re an irrelevant, weak bitch.)

I don't think the old man understands the whole "Go cut a promo in the appropriate thread, !" bit you're doing 🤔

But! It's not YOUR fault!

(04-02-2019, 09:38 AM)Dolly Waters Said: HI! My name is... what? My name is... who? My name is... chka chka Lacklan

...people get confused all the time...

Lacklan, oh I understood what he was clearly doing, I just wanted to give him enough ammo to fail miserably. Thanks for your concern over old man brain tho,

Sometime I have to make it look like I’m senile, but I’m not just in a giving mood.

(04-02-2019, 11:23 AM)Fuzz Said: Lacklan, oh I understood what he was clearly doing, I just wanted to give him enough ammo to fail miserably. Thanks for your concern over old man brain tho,

Sometime I have to make it look like I’m senile, but I’m not just in a giving mood.

OKAY, SIR! I HOPE I AM SPEAKING LOUDLY ENOUGH FOR YOU AND YOUR ANCIENT EARS!

No louder!!!!

(04-02-2019, 11:34 AM)Fuzz Said: No louder!!!!

I NOW RETURN YOU TO YOUR EPISODE OF MATLOCK. PLEASE ACCEPT THIS GIFT OF A BUTTERSCOTCH HARD CANDY.

Ohhh a piece of candy.... I’m done now

"Well, well, we'll........ I've been waiting for someone to finally take notice to me. It took alot longer than I expected, but it's about time one of the top dogs calls out this wrestling Legend. You see, I've said before that there are great wrestlers here, and there are also pieces of crap not worth scraping off my shoe; rather just buy a whole new pair...... And Kuda, I think you're one of the top dogs. But if you'd like, I'll GLADLY make you look like the shit on my shoes."

June 2019 XWF Superstar of the Month
2019 Relentless Fishing Contest Winner
1x XWF World Heavyweight Champion
1x bWo World Heavyweight Champion [despite what Miss Furry or James J. Dildo says]
1x NWF World Heavyweight Champion
2x XWF Xtreme Champion [current]
2x XWF TV Champion
1x XWF Internet Champion
1x NWF World Tag Team Champion (w/Slim)
1x NWF Xtreme Champion
1x NLCW Slamfest Champion
1x LCW Hardcore Champion
3x WWF X-Division Champion
1x WWF World Tag Team Champion (w/Seth Flash)
1x WWF Dark Champion
1x WWF TV Champion
1x EGW Fury Champion
3x XWF Federweight Champion
4x XWF Heavymetalweight Champion
1x 420* Cruiserweight Champion
2x CMW Hardcore Champion
1x XHW T.V. Champion
1x WXC Hardcore Champion
1x XPW U.S. Champion
1x WLFC Tag Team Champion w/Chance
1x WWC T.V. Champion
1x WWC European Champion
1x WWF 24/7Hardcore Champion
2x WLFC 24/7 Hardcore Champion


pin

Scoff.

This thread was pointless

SUCK... MY... DICK!

3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion

(04-02-2019, 08:34 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: This thread was pointless

Much like your career.

Entire existence*

Hall of fame here bub

SUCK... MY... DICK!

3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion

Say whut?

This nigga just called you a bitch!

G-rated XWF megastar.

Kuda, I see you, I hear you, and for fuck sake, I smell you! Take a damn shower for Pete's sake. I got my sights set on gold. You have no gold and until they start making title belts out of vibranium you're insignificant to me. You're like a barking Chihuahua trying to get my attention. What gave you the bright idea to call out the only person in the XWF that can snap you in half like a twig? Maybe, you should lay off the Columbian nose candy. Wakanda fool are you? You step in my way and I'll do to you what I did to Lux. Except unlike Lux, I won't let you live to see another day. You look like a meat eater, but try pissing with me and I'll leave you like a vegetable. Boston Forever!

(05-12-2019, 10:17 AM)jbrodeur02886 Said: Kuda, I see you, I hear you, and for fuck sake, I smell you! Take a damn shower for Pete's sake. I got my sights set on gold. You have no gold and until they start making title belts out of vibranium you're insignificant to me. You're like a barking Chihuahua trying to get my attention. What gave you the bright idea to call out the only person in the XWF that can snap you in half like a twig? Maybe, you should lay off the Columbian nose candy. Wakanda fool are you? You step in my way and I'll do to you what I did to Lux. Except unlike Lux, I won't let you live to see another day. You look like a meat eater, but try pissing with me and I'll leave you like a vegetable. Boston Forever!

So it didn't occur to you to wonder why so many other people responded to this before you? Like maybe it was a trick directed at everyone that's like over a month old, but you're just now walking in the room and getting played by it again while we all sit here slack jawed and go "oh, so THAT's why his shoes are velcro."

God Jesus Lux is gonna clown you so hard.

"They also appear to be on the wrong feet."

1x X-Treme Champ
1x Hart Champion
1x SOTM November 2018

I don't care that other people responded. That man called me out and I wasn't going to ignore it. You talking about me with velcro shoes? You're one more hit to the back of the head from being in a padded room finger painting unicorn and rainbows. BTW, how you feeling? I am so glad your party was a "smashing" success. Next time maybe try sending me an invite. I'm sure we'll be seeing each other around.