Felix ran up to the champ and hit a her with a pinning German suplex as the ref started to count.

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O.o kickout.

Vinnie has been thinking about ice cream with sprinkles all day long, but he can't quite put his finger on it. Cotton Candy sprinkles, to be precise. He loves Cotton Candy. He loves Cotton everything. Cotton panties, cotton candy, The Cotton Bowl, Eli Whitney's invention of the cotton gin in 1793, and, of course, his lovely lifemate Roxy Cotton.

She tastes better than ice cream.


"Oh crap!"


Vinnie realizes he's been daydreaming about his lady and panties for too long and has almost hoverboarded boner-first into an active pinning attempt by... *checks notes* ... Felix Jones? Who the heck is that? Does he work here? Vinnie makes a mental note to check with Theo. Interestingly enough, Vin actually makes mental notes by imagining writing down a thought on a pad of sticky notes, tearing it off, and sticking it to his freezer at home.

A freezer FULL of ice cream.

Wait! Pay attention Vinnie! You're at work!


"Sorry, boo. Rules is rules."


3!!!!

Winner and NEW XWF X-Treme Champion - Felix Jones

Well...fun while it lasted. Congrats Felix.

Win some lose some

How da fuq that cunt win? Over ice cream? Really? Earn ur win or ill pin him like a real person should

SUCK... MY... DICK!

3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion

(04-28-2020, 10:09 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: How da fuq that cunt win? Over ice cream? Really? Earn ur win or ill pin him like a real person should

"First off. You need to take two steps back and go fuck yourself, you self centered man child before I bitch slap those lips off your face. I can understand Mr.Warstein and Miss Themis being mad at me. Since Atara just won this belt not too long ago and that's Shawn's lady and he seems like the dude who would protect his lady even if she can take of herself from the looks of it and I respect them both. Even if they do hate me. I have no hard feelings about that."

"I saw an opportunity to make an impact and I took it because I have the balls too. It was pure luck. You see, Lady Luck and I have are pretty damn close. She has saved my life more than I can count. Why? I don't know but I thank her for looking out for me. I don't know if I can beat Atara in match because I haven't had my first match yet and would you look at that. I'm already a fucking champion. When's the last time you held a belt Gilmour? Years ago? The last time you had the Xtreme championship was November eleventh two thousand thirteen. Then you lost it two days later to a man named Mr.Radio. So now you really need to shut your mouth, you spineless, gutless, ballless piece of shit."

“Felix let me be extremely clear when I say this.... I don’t hate you for what you did, I’m not happy but thems the breaks. She knew it was a possibility, and it happened. We move on, and best of luck to you sir.”

No hate, fair is fair, just remember Tyche and Nemesis go hand in hand Mr. Jones.