Loverboy is rushing down a corridor to find a restroom, but all of them are closed for maintenance.

"Oh man oh man oh man..."

Seeing as the situation is dire, he heads for the X-Treme Hallway and kicks in the door of the Non-Binary Bathroom. He finds the first stall door closed, and when he opens it he sees Unknown Soldier squatting between the legs of an obviously either dead or unconscious woman who's on the toilet, devouring bloody chunks from her vagina.

"Sup?"

"What the fuck, dude?"

Soldier only shrugs and goes back to eating. Loverboy, running out of time, clobbers Soldier in the back of the skull with his Universal Championship, then shoves the woman's legs apart and sits on the bowl between her thighs.

Loverboy puts his feet on the knocked out Soldier and starts spraying shit into the commode, giving himself courtesy flushes to keep the smell away.

He flushes once...


Twice...

Soldier kicks out.

"What the hell Vinnie, I thought you gave every member of the roster a lunch break free from intervention. What gives bro? I can't even get a little bit of alone time to feast on the flesh of some poor woman? I even made it to the bathroom for a little bit of privacy. Also, you're asking me 'what the fuck' I think the better question should be posed towards you. Have you been eating laxatives and pretending it's one of those rock star Oxycontin drugs or what? Next time you need to take a shit so bad, do what the rest of the C-Diff poisoned world does and just take a shit in a kitchen garbage can!"