Ben Stein is now a teacher again. Just run with it.
B.S.: Frodo.....Frodo?
Frodo shows up to class... only to realize no one else is there.
"Ben Stein": A-HA! And not the band.
"Stein" hops over the desk and spears Frodo out of his chair. He starts smashing fist after fist into Frodo's face before picking up a Geometry text book and dropping it directly on Frodo's nards. Principle Danny Tamberelli shows up, "Stein" removes the mask to reveal Kid Kool, and KK goes for the cover, looking for his second win after defeating LeStrange and Black on WarFare.
A kick out. Or rather lick out, as Frodo, who is high on Crack Cocaine, licks KK's eyeballs as he powers out of the pin. He quickly ejaculates on KK's shoes.
"Sorry, but Ferris Bueller's Day Off sucks. And the principal is a kid toucher in the movie."