Austin is still on vacation at DisneyWorldLand in CaliFlorida, and now he is in line to sit on Nickey Mowse's lap so he can tell the costumed idjit what he wants for his birthday. He finally makes it to the front of the line and sits on Nickey's black furry rat lap.

Nickey: And what do YOU want you fucking Mexican?

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SUDDENLY NICKEY RAISES UP WITH AUSTIN IN HIS LEGS AND DROPS HIM WITH A POWERBOMB VARIATION!!!

"Nickey" pulls off his fuzzy head, revealing that beautiful mug of none other than Kid Kool!



KK: Hey there, hi there, ho there Buckaroo! Sorry for the inconvenice, and possible concussion, but the Radical One is ACHING to prove himsef, and his first objective is to take that heavy belt off your shoulder! Thinkin' about it, I'm doing you a favor! So, just lay there. I'm sure you're used to that by now, being Luca's cum bucket and all--- WHOOPS, this is a family friendly, strictly PG rated promo, let's try that one more time for the good time-- being Luca's 'close buddy' and all, but one thing's for sure; You're takin' a nap, so I'm takin' advantage. I actually lost to Liddle J in my debut match.

KK: Can you believe that? Some j0bber like that takig a 'W' over me strictly thanks to his team somehow one-upping those two big-nosed buffoons that DARED to call me their partner. But hey, I gotta look at the silver lining; now, when--not 'if' but WHEN-- I take your title in a bit here, I'll be the man to end your slightly stellar title reign, and after my team cost me that match to Liddle J, not only will I shock you, but I'll shock the WORLD cuz they won't see it coming! Now THAT's AWESOME, in the name of all that is Kajagoogoo, and tonight you wine and dine in the prescence of a #TRUESuperMegaStarInTheMaking! You know that hashtag thing you two guys do?

KK: I'm the new social media king in this fair land, and I'll prove it to you right now!

A tiny, overweight, heavily neck-bearded midget wearing a TinkerBell costume walks over to the scene, and presents a t-shirt to one of the kids as a gift. The kid doesn't know what to do, so 'TinkerBell' breaks his wand over the kid's skull before putting the ref's shirt on himself. He goes to count the fall;


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