"M8, you call uself the Fuckb0i Fragger? Well I'm the FUCKB0I KILLA BITCH! Get rektd and sux my c0ck."

Green then runs at Fernando and hits the 360 NO SCOPE MLG BOOT! Green's waifus start blowing air horns and touching themselves as Green goes for the cover. A catgirl in a referee outfit makes the count.

1....

2.....

Green sees the Mountain Dew and Doritos and opens his large mouth. He swallows ALL the Dew and Doritos and stares at Fagnando.

"Gr8 game M8. Watch y0ur a$$, the machine will never rest in spaghetti 0r be f0rgetti. N0w I'm 0ff t0 steal y0 girl,"

Green then GTFO's on a throne carried by his waifus.