03-30-2015, 08:38 AM
You Can Take A Swing At My Ego -->
Loverboy sees Unknown Soldier doing Unknown Soldier things.
Since he wants to be quiet, he pulls up the cuffs of his Zubaz pants and tiptoes over, then hits Soldier with a cudgel and laughs as the zombie falls down.
Unknown Soldier: "I'm not a fucking zombie! I'm a real boy! A real boy!"
XWF Record
56 - 20 - 1
1 (X) Universal Champion
4 (X) Xtreme Champion
1 (X) Tag Team Champion (w/ Doctor Louis D'ville)
1 (X) Anarchy Champion
2 (X) Superstar of the Month
Hall of Legends member inducted 9/27/20 at Relentless
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3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion
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3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion
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"Nah, your daddy's dick stopped working last week. I'm good for a bit. He did text me last night, said not to worry about blowing him for a bit when his dick works again. He said you had that all under control, then he told me to call you Princess. Because you're crying like your sister after he fucked her asshole."
3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion
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