Frodo rushes and drop kicks Maven, then hooks the pin. Before the ref can count it, Swagmire runs in and hits the Dirty Jerker XTreme on the ref. He goes down like a sack of Shane's potatoes, giving Swag a chance to start kicking Mavey Wavey in the head.
"You're not even a paper champion. You're a fucking liar who's too to get what's being said. You didn't prove shit by getting the title the way you did, and you definitely didn't prove shit by beating a Camera man. Hell, Swag is a better champ than you were, and he laid down for a kid. You're the poster child for fucking abortion. If I thought my kid woulda turned out like you, I'd go back in time and punch his mother in the stomach when she was pregnant with him. Fuck you, you title shitting homo."
the ref slowly gets to his feet and begins to count.
"Wow, your just so fucking desperate, aren't you? Your so desperate you even got Swaggy here to help you. And bitch, Todd is also a wrestler. He wrestled in two matches now, more than that arrogant bloke TJ Sky who still hasn't wrestled yet. And if I'm the poster child for abortion, then your the poster guy for child- abusing alcoholics, wanting to go back and punch a pregnant woman's stomach."
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"You'd be hard pressed to see me ask for a title shot. Except when I signed up for the trios. I even got mad when Heyman had TV Titling against Santos. I'm fucking with liar boy. Because he's a liar.
And Maven, I barely drink. I'm far from an alcoholic. . Get your shit straight, just like claiming Todd is a wrestler. Maria Brink has had matches here, doesn't make her a wrestler. She's just a fat slag I boned."
"And you call ME a liar. In the description for your new promo on the XWF website for Shove It Weekend, it says, 'Yeah, he's nice and sober. Enjoy.' And I don't think it'll take a dectective to figure out who 'he' is."
1x Hart Champion
1x Tag Team Champion
1x Xtreme Champion