X-treme Wrestling Federation

Woohoo, good deal, dude!

We should celebrate with some liquor and whores, man!

((Loverboy drops Maverick with a bottle of Jack Daniel's and then throws the Heartbreaker in for good measure.))

Stay out of my pin attempts, fucker. Oh look! Cool! A referee!


((Loverboy goes for a casual pin while slurping on the bottle.))


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2...

Shane rolls something over toward the two men that looks like a... OH MY GOD! IT'S A SHIT FILLED CONDOM!

Shane comes rushing along trying to grab the shit filled condom when he notices the pin happening. He figures he might as well count since the referees have all been scared away by the smell of the shit stained X-treme Championship!

...1

...2

...THREE!

Shane picks up the belt and notices there's NEW fresh shit on it. He looks at both Loverboy and Maverick in shock. Who could be responsible for this? Shane drops the belt and goes to wash his hands so he can play with his shit filled condoms with clean hands.

New Champ: Loverboy (must kick out of pins within 12 minutes since he is always online LMAO... j/k... or am I?)

Way to go, Vinnie!