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~~Gilmour Classic~~ · (05-18-2014)

Wednesday; when will this fuckin' day end?!

By now it's late in the evening at Gilmour Classic's evil, yet tasteful, lavish apartment.

We go into the kitchen of Gilmour Classic's where Owen Octavious Carter and Maria Brink are standing around. We can hear Gilmour Classic in the other room laughing wickedly as he delivers some trash talk to Frodo Smackins. That should be an interesting one to watch! But for now we must digress. Owen and Maria both look as though they're fearing for their lives after what they've been through today.

Maria Brink: Please let me go. I won't tell anyone what happened! I'll give you guys free concert tickets for life.

That's a strange thing to offer to the men who kidnapped and forced you into marriage. But we digress. Let's see if Maria can get OOC to do the right thing here.

OOC: I... I can't! GC will fucking kill me. The demon has become too powerful even for me to control. More powerful than EVER. You saw what he did to that unforgiving steel refrigerator!

Maria Brink: No shit. I've never seen him act like this before in my life, and I've known Peter for a long time. What has gotten into him? He used to be so charming. This isn't the Peter Gilmour that I've known for years, it's someone-- or something-- else.

OOC: Yeah, umm. Well, here's the thing, Maria...

Owen Octavious Carter pauses for a moment. Is he really gonna spill the beans here?

Maria Brink: What?

OOC: Okay, that's not really Peter Gilmour in there...

Maria Brink: What do you mean it's not Peter? I was just trying to point out how much he's changed.

OOC: I know, I know... But the man in that kitchen is not the real Peter Gilmour. He just thinks he is. It's crazy, I know. The guy looks just like Peter and also sounds like him. Actually, he acts just like him too. You'd know this if you kept up more with XWF. But this version of Peter is a little more creepy, hence the whole abduction, sex slave, and forced marriage thing we got going on here.

Maria Brink: Oooook...So then who the fuck is that in there?

OOC: He's Kevin Steen from ROH. Okay here's the story... I kidnapped Kevin Steen in a parking lot because I'm his biggest fan. I took him to my house. I tried to carry him inside but dropped him and he hit his head on the hood of the car.So I laid him down where I happened to be watching my favorite Peter Gilmour DVD. I didn't think much of it. I just didn't want Kevin to freak the fuck out and run away when he woke up. However, when Kevin did wake up, something totally different happened. He was convinced that he was Peter Gilmour. History, move set, mannerisms, the whole nine yards. I mean, if you look at Peter from his oldschool days, they look just alike.

Maria Brink: That is the craziest thing I've heard. Why did you do all of this?

OOC: I don't know! I thought it was a good idea at the time. I mean, come on. It's Peter Gilmour and Kevin Steen mixed into one. All I saw was dollar signs. You have to admit, it's worked out exceptionally well thus far. The man has defeated the reigning European Champion!

Maria Brink: AT THE COST OF MY FUCKING LIFE!

OOC: Yes, sorry about that. I had no idea it would spin out of control like this. Gilly is now beating XWF superstars left and right, and has a slave army to show for it. Didn't see that coming. I hope you don't mind this whole kidnapping ordeal. It was his idea, not mine.

Maria Brink: Yes, I mind! You need to get me out of this fucking collar so I can go home! I'm no one's slave wife. You people are sick!

OOC: No! You just need to suck it up... right now! This will all be over soon enough. Just focus on getting Gilmour's teas refilled and calling him king. GC will get bored of you soon enough and then he'll either kill you or dump you off somewhere. Your pain will be over soon enough.

Maria Brink: And what about you? Will you get the same treatment when he's tired of having you around?

No comment from Owen as he lets that thought sink in. My God, he had not take into account the degree of true evilness that Gilmour Classic could turn into.

Maria Brink: How long until he puts one of these collars on you? Hmm?

OOC: I... I... I don't think Gilmour would do that. I created him! He wouldn't be who he is without me! I'm the mastermind here, not him!

Maria Brink: But he doesn't know that. The only thing on his mind is that he's Peter Gilmour and he's True Evil. And unlike the real Peter Gilmour, who we all adore, GC's evilness has no limit. It's no longer True Evil, it's the next step above that: Too Evil! Gilmour Classic is Too Evil.

OOC: ... Shit. You're right, Maria. This has gone too far. I never meant for this to happen. All I wanted out of Gilmour Classic was the True Evil that Peter Gilmour exhibits, but now it's gone beyond that into Too Evil. Fuck, fuck, fuck. I didn't even know it was possible to be too evil. What have I done?

This hits OOC pretty hard as he begins to realize the severity of the situation. I mean, we all knew that Peter Gilmour was True Evil. But is the XWF prepared to take on Too Evil? This might explain why so many have succumbed to Gilmour Classic's wrath. All along they were expecting the face of evil which they had grown accustomed to over the years.

OOC: Alright... I'm gonna get to the bottom of all this. In the mean time... Okay look, I'm gonna help you through this. You just have to trust me. I'm gonna tell you how you can escape when Monday rolls around. GC has instructed me to guard you at ringside, meaning that I'm supposed to ensure that no one comes near you. I'll be armed with a taser and riot shield, and you'll be on your leash. Now, I'm pretty sure that Peter Gilmour will try to come to your rescue. That's the whole point of me being there, is to counter Peter's attack. But at that moment when he comes out, I'll pretend that my taser is defective. Peter should then break through my shield and rescue you from Gilmour Classic.

Maria Brink: Why don't you just take this collar off and open a fucking window?

OOC: Because Gilly will kill me! Fuck's sake, just go with this plan. It's the only way. Trust me, I want out of this as much as you do. I never intended for it to go this far.

Maria Brink: Ugh, fine.

OOC: Here...

Owen places a sheet of paper and a pen on the counter top in front of Maria.

OOC: Tell the real Peter Gilmour what's going down. Tell him that he needs to come save you so that you don't have to go through with that ridiculous wedding.

Maria Brink: Okay. Good idea.

OOC: Go ahead and write it, I'll keep watch in case Gilmour Classic comes around.

Maria Brink begins to scribble down some words as fast as she can. Once she's done she hands the note to OOC.

OOC: Alright, I'll mail this off to Peter Gilmour. Hopefully he gets it in time. Don't worry Maria. You know that Gilmour logic that goes: "You can't kill what you didn't create?" Well, I'm GONNA kill what I DID create!

From the dining room we hear Gilmour Classic yelling for Maria.

GC: WHERE'S MY TEA, WOMAN?!

Maria Brink: Gotta go...

Maria leaves the kitchen with the glass of tea in hand as OOC looks over the letter that Maria wrote to Peter Gilmour.

Quote:Dear Peter,

I just found out the truth about you and Gilmour Classic. You are the real Peter Gilmour and he is the fake Gilmour!!! He's actually some guy named Kevin Steen that got brainwashed by OOC!

I can't believe it's true. I'm sorry to do this to you, but can you please help me on Monday? It would mean the world to me. All you have to do is run down to the ring and punch Owen Octavious Carter in the face. He's gonna have a taser but he's gonna pretend like it doesn't work and that's when you take him out. Don't hurt him too bad though cause he is helping me escape.

If you don't stop GC then I'm afraid I might have to actually marry him.

I don't want to marry this asshole. And I'm afraid if you don't help me, it might get worse. I would be forever grateful. Please, please, please help.

Love,
your friend, Maria Brink

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