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~~Gilmour Classic~~ · (05-17-2014)

This promo takes place on Wednesday still!

Last time we saw Gilmour Classic, he was cutting a heated promo which ended in him headbutting his refrigerator. We hadn't seen Gilly act that crazy since that promo where he jumped off of a bridge and slayed a demon. Didn't catch that one? Look it up, you're in for a treat. But we digress. It's still Wednesday afternoon and we're still inside Gilmour Classic's lavish apartment unit. Building number: XTREEEEEME! GC seems to have calmed down since we last saw him. He's sitting in a chair with a nurse who's cleaning up his forehead. My God, that cut looks deep! Hopefully it heals up by the time Madness rolls around. Of course, the nurse looks as slutty as you can imagine since Gilly firmly believes that female practitioners cannot administer treatment without dressing like strippers.

GC: Thank you, mi'lady. I feel better now.

Nurse: Okay. Be careful next time! I know you put a lot of passion into those promos, but attacking your own refrigerator wasn't necessary.

GC: I know. I just got so mad because they put five cunts who don't deserve it in the main event for the triple unification match. I should be in that match, not them. I am the evil incarnate! Not Jon Plex. And definitely not that CUNT KENDALL SAWYER. GOD DAMN IT! THAT FUCKING CUNT!

Oh shit, Gilmour Classic pops up out of his chair and goes for the refrigerator again but this time OOC dives in front of it like he's secret service or some shit. Gilly almost headbutted his $5,000 stainless steel fridge, but thankfully OOC's cat like reflexes kicked in.

Nurse: It's ok, Gilly! There's no need to get mad again.

GC: FUCK YOU BITCH, YOU'RE JUST LIKE THAT CUNT KENDALL SAWYER! COME HERE YOU BITCH, I'LL FUCK YOU JUST LIKE I DID TO HER!

Jesus, now Gilmour Classic is going after that slutty nurse. Be careful, Gilly, Mr. Law might not be able to help you next time! GC tries to grab the nurse but OOC is holding him back.

OOC: Save it for Monday, Gilly! Save it for Monday! The nurse is our friend, remember?. Calm down!

Gilmour Classic takes a seat after having yet another classic Gilmour moment. Fucking shit, Maria. Maybe hurry the fuck up with Gilly's ice tea before he tears the entire building down! This is lavish apartment promo number three and Gilly still hasn't gotten his ice tea.

GC: You're right, I need to save this for the ring where it counts. Owen, show this nurse to the door.

OOC takes five steps and he is "to the door." He opens it for the nurse and places a handful of money in her hand on the way out.

GC: OOC, I shouldn't have lost my cool. You see, this is what happens when I don't have my tea with me. What the fuck is Maria doing in there?

OOC: I'm very sorry. You caused Maria to drop the glass when you did your demonic yell. She had to start all over. I'll go check on it right now though.

Gilly nods his head as OOC leaves to check on Maria in the kitchen.

GC: Well, I believe I left off in my last promo calling Kendall Sawyer a BITCH. Well, that's all she is and I'm gonna leave it at that. Now next week the Chicken Parm Army marches onward. Let's talk about what's been booked for next week. I took a look at that card, and to me it would appear as though management would rather see their roster captured one by one than trying to appease the King of Xtreme with gold. That's fine. Besides, I would rather spend time on the battlefield than have my enemy surrender right away. It just means more slaves. And more collars for all my bitches in the Chicken Parm Army. In fact, we'll need several crates of collars for this upcoming Monday because we will enslave an entire Brotherhood.

And the leader of that Brotherhood- Sebastian Duke. Or is it The Black Circle now? Hmm, I can't seem to remember, maybe Duke can refresh my memory. Are you still leading The Brotherhood to nothing or are you back to following John Madison's orders?

Who are the members now? Is it still Shawn Steele and Hunter Payne? NAZI and John Madison?

Tell me, Sebastian. How many collars will I need to bring with me? Maybe a special collar for that former king you're dragging around. Is it a he or she now? Whatever it's going by these days, it would make a fine addition to my slave army!

Don't worry, Sebastian. I haven't forgotten who you are or what you've accomplished. And because of that, I will gladly put you at the front of the line ahead of The Imperial Erotican. You definitely outrank that slacker. Though, I'm not sure if I'd put you higher than Kendall Sawyer. It's a tight race between you, the guy who must have 50 or so matches under his belt, and the rookie who probably hasn't even been here 50 days. Hmm, it's a close one. I'll just have you two march next to each other hand in hand! How does that sound, Duke? The two of you get the special privilige of eating my shit before anyone else!

I remember back when our roles were switched, Duke. You were the leader, and I fell in line with the rest of The Brotherhood. My how times have changed. Who would have thought that you would be falling in line behind Gilmour in the following year? Funny how your former slave has become the slave master. I remember my time spent as a slave for The Brotherhood. While it may have only been a short stint that ended in you stabbing in the back, I learned all that I needed to know about you and your father. Shit like...

Quote:Kevin: You ok man? Looks like you got to go pee.

Asmodeus: I am feeling something down in my nether-region. But what is it?

Kevin: Means you got to go to the bathroom. Come, I'll take you there.

The unusual duo walks towards the bathroom. They are a bit lost so Kevin has to ask for directions. Evenutually they find the bathroom but it seems Asmodeus doesnt want to go in...

Asmodeus reluctantly goes inside the stall and Kevin shuts the door. Asmo looks at the toilet and a awful smell comes from it. Seems the last guy who was in there laid a floater. Asmo bends down to smell it. GROSS! He then continues to look at the toilet. 15 minutes pass and Asmo is still in the toilet. Kevin who is waiting patiently for him wonders what is going on. He knocks on the door and to his surprise it's open. Asmo turns around and just stands there.

Kevin: What's wrong now?

Asmodeus: How does the urine come out?

You remember our trip to the zoo, don't you? Did you like how I exposed that old man of yours for who he really is when he doesn't have his boy around to edit the tapes? Thanks to me and my friend Kevin, the world got to see who the real Asmodeus was. We revealed that the man who Sebastian Duke looks up to is a fucking imbecile. You might as well take that Asmodeus cane you love so much and shove it right up your darkness lovin' ass! I had my friend Kevin show the world how Asmodeus literally cannot take a piss without someone walking him through it. In doing so I revealed that your father isn't just some out of touch old man; he's mentally

! A failure! A joke! Just like his son! You see, it's all crystal clear to me now why Sebastian Duke is incapable of accomplishing anything more than a forgettable US Title reign. It's your father's leadership over you that is the reason why you've failed so much in your career. It was always a mystery until I unveiled the truth. People looked at Duke and said, "eh, he's pretty good but it seems like there's someone leading him behind the scenes who doesn't have a clue what they're doing." Lo and behold, Duke is taking instructions from a man who should be in diapers! And after I showed everyone who your father really is, you turned your back on me. You couldn't handle the truth about your father getting out so you tried to eliminate me. TRAITOR! Remember when you gave me your word?

Quote:Duke: Peter, you have my word that me and Griffin will have your back. I will not screw you over. I want you to succeed and you, no WE will end the Black Circle and become the most dominant force in the XWF. All you have to do is trust me.

GC: Those were your exact words to me. And guess what? It wasn't just a promise to me, it was a promise to yourself as well. That's what makes the whole thing even more pathetic. You said that we would end The Black Circle and that WE would become the most dominant force in the XWF. Wow, so you're a traitor and you fail to live up to your promises. You failed to deliver on your promise to me, Asmodeus, and the rest of The Brotherhood when you could not end The Black Circle. Hell, John Madison and his band of lunatics managed to fight you off without much trouble even in their weakened state. It ended up being Theo Pryce and the fuckin' chicken man who ended them. Oh wait, did The Black Circle come back? Go ahead, tell me how that's worked out so far, Duke. And after all that work... After all the recruiting, backstabbing, and stealing (John's crown), you still couldn't get the job done. And you gave up. You didn't just give up, you rejoined them! Wow, so pathetic. Yeah, I may have lost to the son of a bitch but at least I didn't fucking join him, you coward ass cunt bitch!

Go ahead, try bringing up how big of a failure I was. I want you and the rest of these insects to keep reminding each other of who I was so that in the end I can look down at the dumbfounded looks on your faces when I finally reach the top. Or are you gonna try to convince yourself that change isn't occurring? Try it, I dare you!

I'm not the same Gilmour who you betrayed one year ago. I'm not gonna let you walk all over me again, you little bitch! This time around it won't be me who's laying face down on the canvas getting the shit kicked out of him. It's gonna be YOU, and I'm gonna make you:

EAT.

MY.

SHIT.

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