That ass on that white girl making Flynn weak on his knees...


Maybe to the point he ends up getting smothered by it..


Then Black is in a ref shirt is about to do the count...


1...


2..


Fuck Dat!...Let me show you how twerkin is.


This White girl kept on doin the tootsie roll till she had a crowd watchin...


Flynn felt like he just drained his own kids with a smile...


Black puts his foot on Flynn gut for the pin..


Uno...

Dos...

Flynn kicks out!

Black pulls Flynn off the ground, trying to set him up for a DDT.

"HEY! NO DDTS!"

Flynn, in an incredible feat of strength, actually lifts Black, and flips with a Northern Lights Suplex!!!!

Black is left on the ground grabbing his sternum as Flynn looks into the camera from next to Black.

"Fact. Every DDT kills more and more of our precious ozone layer. Every one DDT around the world kills three elephant seals."

"Fact. DDTs pollute our oceans. Every DDT causes both wrestlers involved to sweat. The sweat is mopped and drained into the ocean. Every .3 DDTs kills 1700 seagulls."

"Fact. DDTs are hypocrites."

Flynn wraps one arm around that fine-ass woman as he bring his other arm up holding a sign.

"DDTs. Not even once."

Paid for by the National Association for the Advancement of the Double Underhook Suplex.